No surprises with Crystal Balls lately
Lorenz has ZH to OSU. Seems to be the trend, along with Cornelius Johnson to Michigan.
Battle flipping from OSU to Bama. Seems to be the trend.
If Ballz are an indication of where recruits are going, I'd say Battle flipping (which some of us are hoping means DH to UM), ZH to OSU and CJ to Michigan, doesn't seem like a lot of surprises, but then there's Dax.
Flipping him back would be some fireworks for sure.
December 20th, 2018 at 3:57 PM ^
Not so fast my friend
December 18th, 2018 at 9:56 PM ^
Crootin… NFL/NBA/NHL drafts and FA. It can suck or be great, but I love every fuckin minute of it.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:56 AM ^
Recruiting.
December 18th, 2018 at 9:55 PM ^
My crystal ball says there will be a bunch of whining here tomorrow, no matter what happens.
Also I once dated a girl named Crystal, she was a psycho and I wish that there was a different name associated with recruiting predictions.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:03 PM ^
Statistics prove that approximately 83% of women with stripper names are psycho - this includes Crystal, Amber, Tiffany, Brandy, and of course, Jasmine.
The odds were against you, my friend...
December 18th, 2018 at 10:04 PM ^
Asking that Mercedes be added?
December 18th, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
The odds increase to 94% w girls named Mercedes, with an almost 90% correlation that they are both a psycho and in fact a stripper.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
You make it sound like that's a bad thing.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:51 PM ^
More info on said stripper?
December 18th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
And Savannah
December 18th, 2018 at 11:15 PM ^
Wasn’t Crystal Amber Tiffany the actress who played Kelly Kapowski on Saved by the Bell?
December 18th, 2018 at 11:36 PM ^
Sure if you mean Tiffani Amber Thiessen
December 18th, 2018 at 11:40 PM ^
I prefer her in fishnet.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:29 AM ^
I prefer her in a fishnet.
December 18th, 2018 at 11:15 PM ^
A friend told me it's because they all do meth.
December 19th, 2018 at 12:28 AM ^
I agree with this. Sadly, I’m one-for-one with one of those names.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:00 AM ^
Can confirm on 2 of those. Lot of fun but in the end not worth the hassle. Not even close.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:06 AM ^
That is why I only date strippers named Jade and Sage.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:22 PM ^
Often I wonder how my ex-GFs that are psycho turned out, and what their husbands think of them. For real, there's a lot of woman who are one bad moment away from going Natural Born Killers nowadays.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:02 AM ^
Spoiler alert: they don’t have husbands, they have ex-husbands. Crazy women tend to stay crazy, and eventually all the sordid shit they are willing to do stops being enough for guys to look past the crazy.....
or so I’ve been told
December 19th, 2018 at 6:21 AM ^
Dating strippers and bottle service girls was amazing in my 20's. I'ts not nearly as fun or sensible now in my mid 30's. I just can't hang, but I do occasionally envy the young bloods that are still out partying.
The day/age at which I became a domesticated puss, not quite sure; but don't think that train is turning around. Unless of course I have some epic midlife crisis and go full blown Charlie Sheen with some 20 year olds.....Minus the HIV of course.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:35 PM ^
Sh*t you not, dated a girl named Crystal Ball back in HS.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:38 PM ^
Can you call her up and ask here where she thinks Dax is going to college?
December 18th, 2018 at 11:17 PM ^
Maybe just ask her on the Twitter machine. Phone calls are so last century.
December 18th, 2018 at 11:56 PM ^
She said it's a 33.3% (repeating of course) of him possibly not not flipping to Michigan.
Let's do this!
December 19th, 2018 at 1:06 AM ^
God damnit, Leroy
December 19th, 2018 at 6:32 AM ^
If the points system worked on this board, you would get a +1 from me for acknowledging my obscure reference.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:32 AM ^
I gave it to him for you.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^
It’s weird.
I think we have no shot at getting Dax back, but I may or may not have visited his 247 page 15 times today to see if anyone balled him to us.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
December 18th, 2018 at 10:19 PM ^
Agreed. I mean, WTF!
December 18th, 2018 at 11:16 PM ^
TL:DR
December 18th, 2018 at 11:18 PM ^
STHU.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:00 AM ^
winner
December 19th, 2018 at 7:33 AM ^
Over on 11W, they think that's a hockey league.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:31 PM ^
A third of Alabama`s class may be defensive backs. I believe I read they already have 5. I don't think it's ridiculous to assume that if they accept Battle, that means they are not confident with Hill. Bama is recruiting Battle as a safety so if they knew they had Hill they would have let up on Battle.
I wouldn't be surprised if they somehow found a way to take both, but I think it's just as likely that Hill flips back. Watching CB`s tomorrow should be fun.
December 18th, 2018 at 10:40 PM ^
Stahp.
December 18th, 2018 at 11:45 PM ^
Looks like OSU could lose Dwan Mathis (UGA), Doug Nester (PSU), and Jordan Battle (Bama) tomorrow.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:34 AM ^
Well then, why would Harrison want to go there?
December 18th, 2018 at 11:54 PM ^
So there will be some fireworks tomorrow? Well, technically Sparklers are fireworks. So don't be surprised if we're all just waving Sparklers around tomorrow. Maybe light some packages of Jumping Jacks.
I mean, we really don't know what Harbaugh's idea of fireworks might mean.
Though like a bunch of kids, most of us will be hoping for some great fireworks.
December 19th, 2018 at 1:56 AM ^
“Nothing to see here. Carry on now!”
Sheesh is it OT season already?
December 19th, 2018 at 5:56 AM ^
247 has Harrison 84% to OSU
December 19th, 2018 at 7:20 AM ^
Because he's going to OSU. The ballz left are those just hoping for the big points in the 0.001% chance he doesn't. Some people with ballz don't even participate anymore and 2 still have theirs on UM (last time I noticed a few days ago).
December 19th, 2018 at 6:25 AM ^
If I had to guess I would say there's more than a few Filipino hookers named Crystal. Bet there's some surprises with their Crystal balls.
December 19th, 2018 at 7:21 AM ^
Steve Wiltfong just said on WTKA that he believes that Michigan is going to be one of the big winners today. Guys we're getting Dax
December 19th, 2018 at 7:35 AM ^
I thought Dax wasn't signing today?
Maybe it's somebody else huge, and we're still getting Dax in February.
LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!