Nick Saban Misery Appreciation Thread

Submitted by TallyWolverine on January 3rd, 2014 at 12:36 AM

Suck it Saban

Suck it SEC

I LOVE 2014!!!

2nd most points ever allowed by Alabama in a bowl game


Clarence Beeks

January 3rd, 2014 at 12:37 AM ^

Have to say, in looking back at Alabama's schedule from this year, definitely puts the SEC in a major negative light. Anyone with an offense that had a pulse really stuck it to them (A&M, Auburn, Oklahoma). Everyone else they played pretty much sucked at offense.


January 3rd, 2014 at 7:15 AM ^

Why does anyone ever want to hear anything Mark May or Lou Holtz has to say? They are bafoons. Their halftime suggestions were that Alabama has to take care of the ball. Brilliant! Its like saying, "to win, one team has to score more points than the other." They are nothing but empty windbags. The fact that anyone pays attention to them is beyond me. It says more about the quality of thought that attracts us than anything else. 

Perhaps that rant means that I paid attention to them. Shit. 


January 3rd, 2014 at 9:47 AM ^

The wife, who has never watched Holtz on TV before, saw him the first time last night. Her reaction was like "How could ESPN, with all the money, hire a mumbling funny old talker like him?" I was like, "Darling, his sole purpose of existence has been debated by so many people but no one truly understands it. In the end, we all agree that it is the greatest mystery of our time."


January 3rd, 2014 at 3:16 AM ^

Yes he did... both have also won the Cotton, which was a major bowl in Paterno's day and will be again starting next year. 

there aren't a lot of other options as before the BCS era you'd have to have coached an independent AND a B1G or Pac-8/10 team to check them all off 


January 3rd, 2014 at 2:42 AM ^

Correct, but Coach Stoops is the key.

The point above about Paterno maybe having won all four through his career could be correct too, something I might be taking a half hour to figure out (i.e. what coaches have done this "feat").


January 3rd, 2014 at 1:21 AM ^

I just searched Amir Williams and it was the first thing that came up. It really is one of though things where you have to watch it. But basically this reporter asks Amir Williams(OSU basketball player) about his performance. Williams says, "coach has been riding my dick uhhhh back lately."

Here just watch this: