Need advice for watching at home
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:23 AM ^
Well, make sure you use your tomorrow very well, because tomorrow is a very important day for you. I recommend you absorb the minimum amount of information before tomorrow so your tomorrow isnt ruined by anything today.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:24 AM ^
Looks like you already have started drinking.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:26 AM ^
since the game is tomorrow, you at least have a day to figure this all out. I'd start drinking early, tell the family to do everything you normally do. Ask the wife to make some samwiches and to wait up for you after the game to take care of you regardless of the outcome.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:28 AM ^
Make sure your TV is plugged in.
September 3rd, 2015 at 9:13 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 10:45 AM ^
"Turn on a tv"?
I assume you mean power it on, but to each their own.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:28 AM ^
The time to start drinking is now.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:45 AM ^
Drink all the milk your belly can hold.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:28 AM ^
Anyone who needs to ask when to start drinking really isn't committed to the process.
September 3rd, 2015 at 10:04 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:38 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:42 AM ^
Powder or liquid?
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:47 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:59 AM ^
Start drinking heavily now so you can pass out and wake up fresh for the game. Time will go by faster as well
September 3rd, 2015 at 9:53 AM ^
Is Pepsi ok?
September 3rd, 2015 at 10:48 AM ^
Communist.
September 3rd, 2015 at 11:09 AM ^
Agree. This question used to cause my wife to get violent with waitstaff and drive-in folks.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:33 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:34 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:57 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:50 AM ^
There is nothing like that sense of apparent accomplishment when you manage to vacuum the litter boxes, nail the dishes to the wall, put the new shelves in the dishwasher and scoop out the vacuum all before your wife returns from a trip to the mall, having left you at home so you could watch the game in relative peace.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:35 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:47 AM ^
Brag about your willy much Willy?
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:54 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:38 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:48 AM ^
Unreal. That may be the first time I've ever heard anyone quote that movie.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:53 AM ^
That's incredibly disturbing. Why on earth would you use that superfluous apostrophe?
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:08 AM ^
Because I suck at grammer,
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:27 AM ^
speling
September 3rd, 2015 at 9:08 AM ^
Or he's relling homos to "own" their nudity?
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:40 AM ^
You imply with your term "start drinking" that at some point in the day you stop drinking, which is a disappointment to begin with. You are better than that.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:42 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:46 AM ^
You have to have people over who have no clue what is happening or what the rules are. They also have to complain about the choice of food and drink you have. I hope this helps.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:46 AM ^
Cancel your cable and start another thread asking how to watch the game without cable. Then start drinking immediately after.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:49 AM ^
That reminds me... Anyone know how to watch the game at Machu Picchu? I don't have electricity or any battery operated devices. I'm wondering if the Incas ate magic mushrooms that I could use to vision-quest the game.
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:03 AM ^
you'll make a killing at the Vegas betting sites. You could even put the whole Inca tresure in play and wipe out Peru's national debt ;o)
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:50 AM ^
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:31 AM ^
who drink AND eat all day. If you are committed to your craft you know that food is an unnecessary filler that takes the room of how much alcohol you potentially could consume.
September 3rd, 2015 at 7:50 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 7:55 AM ^
depends how many layers per dip
September 3rd, 2015 at 8:03 AM ^
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September 3rd, 2015 at 8:06 AM ^
Seems reasonable, now, if three of them were multi-layer dips, and you wanted to claim 20 dips, then you would be skirting the boundary of honesty with your guests. However I think as you aproach multiple layers in every dip, the novelty increases and you can really see an impact in the enjoyment of your co-revelers, 49 layers of dip is nearly asymptotic