March 3rd, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^

"Mr. Bielema, we appreciate your business, but we are going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't make me leave.  I'm still hungry.  This is all-you-can-eat, isn't it?"

"Yes, but you've been here for 18 hours."

"Not my problem."

"If you don't leave, we are going to call the police."

"Do it.  I'll fucking eat them too."


March 3rd, 2016 at 12:01 PM ^

Grab two handfuls of mud, a few small rocks, some leaves, and a handful of grass. Plop it all down in your driveway. Zoom in with your phone camera and take a snapshot. Now blow up the pic and take a good look.

There, just saved you a vacation to Arkansas.

The Mad Hatter

March 3rd, 2016 at 1:32 PM ^

I never understood incest until I drove through Arkansas once...

Random abandoned looking shack (with new satellite dish attached).

Drive 15 mins.  Another shack, same as the first.

Before cars those people fucked their family members because it would have taken a damn week to find another person.  I think they just got used to it.

/not a fan of most things south of Monroe

Darker Blue

March 3rd, 2016 at 11:02 AM ^

I wanted Mork Dan7onio to show up. 

Just so his envy could grow

I am happy that BORT isn't showing up, because it will save the University a bunch of money cuz our old buddy BORT would have eaten the entire training table. Chairs and all. 


March 3rd, 2016 at 11:03 AM ^

Part of me actually was hoping that this would be allowed for the mere fact I could see Harbaugh reciprocating the favor, randomly showing up at a practice in Fayetteville during an off week, and then leaving without saying a word.