December 15th, 2009 at 1:43 PM ^

the Streak. Look at that, look at that. Fastest thing on two feet."

I think I remember at least two guys, even with that 70's stash, streaking in UofM stadium during the mid 70's.


December 15th, 2009 at 1:58 PM ^

He stays because:

1) Mustache
2) The pose - it says "I'm confident, accept it"
3) It makes the OP uncomfortable

And anyway, for you homophobes out there... Naked Man isn't looking at you - he's looking through you. Right at your women. That's why are are afraid of him... because your wife and/or girlfriend would totally do that. Oh yeah they would. Because of the mustache.


December 15th, 2009 at 2:10 PM ^

two girls, one cup




Welcome to the Internet.

(edit: it should go without saying - but do not google this stuff if you are a) at work or b) have kids around)


December 15th, 2009 at 2:23 PM ^

In the naked man, some see beauty. Others see horror. But always, he's provocative. Behind this mustache, he's got that Mona Lisa smirk that breeds an incredible sense of mystery.

Wide Open

December 15th, 2009 at 4:57 PM ^

Whether he's the real Toby, or a fanatical handle-jacking facsimile thereof, I still +1'ed him.

Because, whether you want to admit or not, we're all naked guy underneath.

Or at least the guys are.

Brewers Yost

December 15th, 2009 at 2:45 PM ^

So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. 1M1Ucla: 'From my cold, dead hands!'

Musket Rebellion

December 15th, 2009 at 2:58 PM ^

I negged the OP even though he has a golden retriever avatar because Naked Man is legend. If it weren't for his erotic gaze shattering the confidence of the male populace of the MGoBoard he would have won the banner competition hands down.

Blue in Yarmouth

December 15th, 2009 at 3:25 PM ^

but I was thinking Brian put that up in response to the guy on the recruiting round up thread who was getting boners over thinking about young men........He was just giving him an image to put with his fantasy I think.


December 15th, 2009 at 3:34 PM ^

You are right, we are a wholesome community of Michigan fans. A real Michigan Man wouldn't endorse this kind, no, NOOOOOOOOO.
(naked man is not merciful)

Tim Waymen

December 15th, 2009 at 3:44 PM ^

I can imagine so much worse, the naked man--whose genitalia is fully covered and out of view--doesn't faze me.

Not that I've actually seen so much worse, but have only read about various such things. And I absolutely do not want to see any of it, beginning with the Saw movies. I will never watch that sociopathic shit.