My Sacrifice Worked! F You BPONE!
If any of you recall, I proposed a ritual sacrifice to help get us out of BPONE yesterday. I gave away my Woodson autographed Green Bay Packers Jersey (I'm not a Pack fan but was still a treasure to me - Woodson signed it at a game against the Bears for me). It was given to the local Boys and Girls Club in Chicago...they may actually send it to Wisconsin - Mostly Bears fans after all, but I told them the conditions! Out of the BPONE for UM football. Of course they had no idea wtf I was rambling about, but knew that the jersey had a decent street value, and even more meaning as a symbol for kids trying to make it academically and athletically.
Long story short....You are welcome! Welcome home Dax!
December 19th, 2018 at 10:06 AM ^
QB to Georgia already happened if I'm not mistaken.
December 19th, 2018 at 9:55 AM ^
Yep. I read it here at 9:50 this morning.
Seriously though I think that was some random dude here hoping and speculating. I don't think it was ever an official rumor.
December 19th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Sorry but can someone explain the meaning of BPONE?
December 19th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Black
Pit
Of
Negative
Expectations
If I'm not mistaken. Basically, due to all the turmoil our football program has had for the past 15ish years or so, it's difficult to feel good about the state of the program and its potential future even when things are actually going well.
December 19th, 2018 at 10:30 AM ^
Got it. Thanks!
December 19th, 2018 at 10:13 AM ^
....and we thank you for your sacrifice, sir.
Well done and most generous
December 19th, 2018 at 10:15 AM ^
Thank you!
December 19th, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
it wasn't your jersey that did it. it was our cow, renamed 'brutus', and sacrificed....
i am also taking credit for my bpone vaccination of our friend mgrowold.
December 19th, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
Nicely done!
In all seriousness, this is obviously a big decision for Hill, so I'm glad that he's taking it seriously, and have my fingers crossed that he signs with Michigan - he'll be a star in Brown's defense.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
Thank you for your sacrifice! Perhaps, we can enter a new era:
IHOPE (Infinite Horizon Of Positive Expectations).
December 19th, 2018 at 4:12 PM ^
I burned incense in a crudely cobbled-together sweat hut made from limber pine branches and visqueen while sitting cross-legged on a blue and maize dishtowel in a saffron-colored loin cloth, all the while chanting "Dax come bax, Dax come bax . . . ". You get the picture.