My Sacrifice Worked! F You BPONE!

Submitted by New Carr on December 19th, 2018 at 9:21 AM

If any of you recall, I proposed a ritual sacrifice to help get us out of BPONE yesterday. I gave away my Woodson autographed Green Bay Packers Jersey (I'm not a Pack fan but was still a treasure to me - Woodson signed it at a game against the Bears for me).  It was given to the local Boys and Girls Club in Chicago...they may actually send it to Wisconsin - Mostly Bears fans after all, but I told them the conditions!  Out of the BPONE for UM football.  Of course they had no idea wtf I was rambling about, but knew that the jersey had a decent street value, and even more meaning as a symbol for kids trying to make it academically and athletically.

Long story short....You are welcome!  Welcome home Dax!


New Carr

December 19th, 2018 at 9:24 AM ^

FYI...this was all fun and games and I am not superstitious at all.  I was convinced to donate the jersey earlier this year so it was going anyways.  My gf convinced me it had far more meaning on a wall or in a case somewhere kids could see it than in my basement framed on the wall, like a teenage boy would do.

Obviously, she is the better half of this couple.  That said, welcome home DAX!


December 19th, 2018 at 9:53 AM ^

Well to be fair, it was the safe bet...but the house doesn't always win.

Time to pay the piper Mr. "I Like Burgers"! May I request a video recording of the event please? Or possibly a live stream?

Edit: Also, does "a bag of lemons" include the rind or no?

Edit 2: Is it possible this warrants its own post? Hehe