Bleedmaizeblue

October 27th, 2016 at 9:01 AM ^

Or Harbaugh has said it's an outdated practice and our opponents all year haven't been releasing them (not saying none have released them, but others have not released their depth chart) not really a story except to those ppl who are just hunting to find something

bacon

October 27th, 2016 at 9:06 AM ^

It really doesn't matter. They could play their starters, backups, cheerleaders, that stupid mascot. It's going to be a lot of Michigan defense flying around the field and sparty finding themselves face down on it.

Stay.Classy.An…

October 27th, 2016 at 9:06 AM ^

only Harbaugh is allowed to withold the depth chart. But, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I'm sure Jim is enjoying this news or doesn't give a shit, or both. I'm leaning more towards both.

mGrowOld

October 27th, 2016 at 9:08 AM ^

QB - Cannon Foder

RB - Somebody we didnt offer a scholly to

FB- Random slow dude

TE - Random slightly faster and taller than FB but still slow dude

LT - Dead man

LG - Dead man

C - Dead man

RG - Dead man

RT - Dead man

WR - Tall, fast guy but you'll prolly never hear his name mentioned so who cares

Slot - Short, fast guy but again, you'll prolly never hear his name mentioned so who cares

 

M_Born M_Believer

October 27th, 2016 at 1:58 PM ^

RDE - Someone who wanted to come to Michigan, but is not a "Dude" so Brown turned him down

DT - Someone who didn't want to go to class while in college

DT - Other random fat guy

LDE - Another player that wanted to come to Michigan, but is not "Dude" material

OLB - Roid raged slow guy

MLB - Distributor of Roids slow guy

OLB - Roid Rage slow guy

Secondary - Three Blind Mice and Stevie Wonder.......

jakerblue

October 27th, 2016 at 9:10 AM ^

Well Colorado jumped out to a strong start after releasing the fake depth chart.  Maybe our players had prepared for a bunch of fictional/historic characters and weren't ready when it was the same real players that were on all the prior game film instead?