Morgan Trent is a gaybortion loving communist

Submitted by Brodie on
Not really.

Blue Durham

January 22nd, 2009 at 10:00 PM ^

Boy 1: May dad is so fast he can run the 40 in 4.23 Boy 2: That's nothing. My dad is so fast, he can hit a baseball and run out into the outfield and catch it. Boy 3: Yeah, well my dad can shoot a bullet and run around and catch it! Boy 4: I got you all beat. My dad works for the UAW. He can clock out at 5 and be home by 2.

Md23Rewls

January 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 PM ^

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... Donny: I am the walrus. The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say... Walter: That fu**ing bitch... Donny: I am the walrus. Walter: Shut the fu** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov!

tomhagan

January 22nd, 2009 at 3:01 PM ^

It would serve Morgan Trent well to try and move to free safety in the NFL...he has all the skills to be a good one... big body, speed, good tackler, good instincts, takes good angles of pursuit and has experience on one on one coverage...he would be a great NFL safety, kind of like a more physical Mark Carrier. That said, he will probably fail as a corner...not quick enough, a bit slow in change of direction, doesnt move his hips fast enough and not flexible enough... do people talk to these kids about positions switches before the draft?

bluesouth

January 22nd, 2009 at 8:00 PM ^

Autograph at the senior bowl practice to day. I have a good friend that's a coach that was at the practice today and he knows I'm a Big UM fan so he got Tim Jamison and Trent Morgans autographs for me. My coaching buddy says Jamison is a Beast ans is killing the South's OLine Oaklahoma's Left Tackle. He says overall The South is a better squad and thst Pat White has serious zip on his passes.

tomhagan

January 23rd, 2009 at 12:57 AM ^

Carrier was not known as a big hitter, physical type... cheap shots aside... Trent could be a big hitter at free safety and play clean too. The only comparision I was making was in body type and instincts...

nmwolverine

January 23rd, 2009 at 11:04 AM ^

Would Trent to safety be like moving Cato June to linebacker? If it happens, and it works, we can complain that our coaches should have thought of it. Watching Witten beat a linebacker would not have been embarrassing.

Brodie

August 12th, 2009 at 5:31 AM ^

So, I'm going FA on this bitch because it recently hit me that Trent is now a Cincinnati Bungle. Could this explain the mysterious Buckeye leaf? ZOMG MIND = BLOWN