nightavenger

October 19th, 2009 at 2:13 PM ^

It will be nice to get everyone playing at their proper positions on the oline for a change. Moosman did well filling in, but with Molk at center it gives the whole line a different demeanor. Heres hoping that we run the ball down Penn State's throat just like the first half of last year.

Big Boutros

October 19th, 2009 at 2:30 PM ^

SCENE - EXT. STATE STREET

Two men stand outside the Al Glick Field House on a cold October night. RICH ROD scratches his eye patch made of bacon and lights a cigarette.

RICH ROD
Cold tonight.

He turns to his companion and offers him the pack. CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ shakes his head slowly.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
No thanks. Don't smoke. Haven't needed 'em since the operation.

RICH ROD
I still can't believe the alumni association thinks you spent all that on sailboats and my buyout.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
It's easy to fool people when you're from the future. Like watching a VHS of a chess match.

RICH ROD
That's a pretty stupid simile for a cybernetic organism.

Cyborg Billy Dollaz reaches into his coat and pulls out a manila folder. He hands it to Rich Rod. Rich Rod flicks the cigarette.

RICH ROD (exhaling)
So what's the target?

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
Not what. Who.

RICH ROD
Who? What the hell are you getting us into this time?

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ (smiling)
You've always been jumpy, Rodriguez. You even lost sleep over that 3-9 season last year. Like I brought you here for football. Anyway, don't worry. This assignment is right up your alley.

Cyborg Billy Dollaz opens the folder in Rich Rod's hand and points inside.

RICH ROD (frowning)
Molk? He's out at least three more weeks. Broken foot. Damn shame, too. That might have cost us the State game...

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
Jesus, there you go again with the football. Get your priorities straight, Colonel.

RICH ROD.
Right. So: Molk.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
I want him ready for Penn State.

RICH ROD
What?

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
You heard me. I want Molk starting at center this Saturday.

RICH ROD (incredulous)
Impossible. Even with the bone stimulator. Nice find, by the way.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
Thanks. The next millennium has some tremendous advances in medicine, no question, Rich. But it's not impossible. I want to break in.

RICH ROD
Break in?

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ (smiling)
I want you to hack Molk's foot.

RICH ROD (aghast)
You've got to be kidding. Even if I could bypass the trajectory source computation, there's still a network of fourteen unique encrypted passwords which realign every thirty minutes.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ (still smiling)
You forgot the beavers.

RICH ROD
Beavers?

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
Yes. After you've finished circumventing the tripwire circuitry in the fifth sphere, there's a network of live beavers protecting the innermost chamber.

RICH ROD
Jesus Christ. That's suicide.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
And I want you to do it from a helicopter. While it explodes.

RICH ROD
You're a loose cannon, Chief Inspector.

Cyborg Billy Dollaz pulls a shotgun out of his coat. The shotgun is on fire and has a sweet pair of boobs. He COCKS the shotgun.

CYBORG BILLY DOLLAZ
Don't worry. We brought backup.

AMPHIBIOUS WILL SMITH falls out of the sky.

AMPHIBIOUS WILL SMITH
WELCOME TA EARFF

BlueinLansing

October 19th, 2009 at 4:30 PM ^

if our running game returns to its early form vs ND and WMU with Minor Rage back in the mix.

This is good news!

Now we just need Tate's shoulder to miraculously heel itself and he can start putting zip on his passes.......I'd love to see this offense at full tilt.