MODS Kill this post. [Or temporary pop-up rando posbang.]

Submitted by Everyone Murders on February 10th, 2016 at 8:43 AM

Kill it dead. 

(I swear I searched for links to this article and board posts about it, but just flat missed it.  I'm a bad person, and I feel bad.)

[Double Edit - Seems to be turning into a posbang.  In the spirit of the season, perhaps the mods should laissez le bon temps roulez.]


Everyone Murders

February 10th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^

Actually, my real name is inspired by a tradition that my hippie parents thought was authentic "Native American" child-naming.  (I'm not sure it is.)  They believed you stepped out of the birth lodge (a VW van), and the first thing in nature that inspired you would be the name of your child.

And that, my friends, is how I got the name "Two Dogs Fucking".

East German Judge

February 10th, 2016 at 9:56 AM ^

Speaking of jokes....

A woman phoned her neighbor, a staee grad, and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are intimate. The whole street was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday."

To which the staee grad replied: "Well the joke's on "ALL OF YOU" because I wasn't even at home yesterday !

Everyone Murders

February 10th, 2016 at 8:59 AM ^

I read a great article on SEC / ACC whinging, and it's on the top of the Sports Section.  Seems like material of interest to the board.  So I scan the board to see if anyone else has posted it.  Not that I could see.

So I take time to put together a nice shiny post, replete with some quotes and a link to the article.  Add some of my own snark and observations.  Then I open a new window to see if in the time it took me to do that somebody else posted a story on the topic.  I see nothing!  Success.

So I pull the trigger, release the post, and check the link to make sure it works.  THEN I notice that the article linked to is dated February 9.  Ruh-roh, I think.  "That shizz must have been posted already" I think.

And sure enough, I see the same topic addressed on the board.  So I go to the box and I feel shame.