True Blue Grit

April 2nd, 2013 at 12:28 PM ^

I've ever heard of.  Looks like the card was written by a 4th grader.  What's worse, is they obviously know nothing about Michael Ferns being an honor roll student - otherwise they wouldn't have wasted the effort.


April 2nd, 2013 at 12:35 PM ^

He's got to crank out 500 contact letters a week, so the emphasis is on quantity and speed, not quality and message. Plus he can put his kids to work at home for free.

The FannMan

April 2nd, 2013 at 12:33 PM ^

That is not an "a".  It is clearly a "9".  Thus, the message is "You're 9 BALLER."  Either someone thinks Ferns is younger than his is, or this is an invitation to a billards tournment.    See, it all makes perfect sense now.

Really, that has to be an April Fools joke.  There is no way that's real.