Brhino

October 31st, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^

I'm hoping Michigan makes the playoffs, but failing that there are plenty of scenarios that put us in a bowl game against Washington State.  That could be fun.

MGoBlue-querque

October 31st, 2018 at 1:57 PM ^

When talking about making sure you get the good candy out of the way before your brothers and sisters raid your haul, he mentions a full roll of Spree as being a "good candy."  He really is a madman!

El Jeffe

October 31st, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^

"The ironic thing is that there are stripper costumes in [the Halloween store]. I didn't even know you needed a costume to be a stripper, and yet they have them hanging on the, right there on the racks, you know?"

- Leach, M. (2018)

BannerToucher85

October 31st, 2018 at 2:19 PM ^

"Seriously, it’s like he’s the real life version of The Dude, and he always just abides with whatever the hell it is that his mind’s telling him to say. I respect this man."

Classic

yossarians tree

October 31st, 2018 at 3:23 PM ^

There are links to some of his other famous rants that are well worth a look. The one on getting married is great. And then somebody had a camera on him at the podium while Mork was answering a pre-bowl question. He spends the whole answer just blowing into his coffee cup.

It's called Self-Actualization.