Michigan vs. MSU (2nd Half Thread)

This Michigan team is awful. The coaching in all phases is awful. Can someone, anyone, please be fired.

I've had it with the fat ass in the booth.

Someone needs to get fired up and yell at somebody, light a fire under this team.  HOKE needs to YELL at least once or this game is over

 

DG is awful. He can't read the option correctly. He constantly steps towards the defender and not up in the pocket..Borges isn't helping. No ones biting on the play action.

sigh...

No excuse for a line this bad

Why is fitz blocking him.

Pathetic. Absolutely and embarrasingly pathetic. Someone needs to step up on the offensive side.

More quick, short passes and less slow developing QB runs and long bombs.

OL: Merely a formality.

I think I have ever seen. Jailbreak every pass

Intercept ball. Run backwards. Sack. Sack. Punt. Repeat until couch begins combustion process.

Is there any other team that has underachieved as much as Michigan this year? Do any other coaches get as many 4 stars to play like 2 stars?

Gets you 21 lost yards after an interception.

The defense has played well today.

If you remove two plays we basically have 0 total yards.

Borges is a complete idiot. Who is going to bite on a run fake when we have negative rushing yards. HE NEEDS TO BE FIRED.

Hoke just stands there with that same damn dumb look on his face.

I don't know about Borges, but Funk has to go and we need a QB coach.

This offense is a fucking joke.

Why does he keep getting worse year after year? Seriously.

MSU is just picking Engage Eight every play

Fuck this game. I'm going to get blackout drunk. I'd advise everyone to do the same. Don't put yourself thru the pain of watching another offensive possession

This is the OLine, they can't block ANYBODY.  If Fitz can't handle anyone blocking, put in someone who can.  There doesn't seem to be any fire on this team.  State has all the momemntum and they are creating it.

Taylor gets a turnover and offense loses 21 yards.  Pitiful.

Put Kalis in the backfield and just block.  Holy hell.

We are about -100 rushing yards on the day.  No lie.

Man, to think we had an extra week for preparation...

So Brady Hoke, a glorified Defensive Line coach, was hired to patch up our miserable defense in 2010.  Which OL Guru will we seek out for the soon to be vacant opening?

We've only attempted to run the ball downhill a handful of times. Gotta start rotating guys in to get something going.

I thought these times of embarrassing incompetence were behind us.
WHAT. THE. F.

You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie

For who am I to judge you
In what you say or do
I'm only just beginning
To see the real you

[Chorus]
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes
And hide
I want to hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry
I want to hold you till the fear in me subsides

Romance's an honest strategy
Leaves me grappling with my pride
But through the years of maturity
Some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
Still trapped within my truth
A hesitant prize-fighter
Still trapped within my youth

[Chorus]

At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees
At times I'd like to break through
And hold you endlessly
At times I understand you
And I know how hard you try
I've watched while love commands you
And I've watched love pass you by
At times I think we're drifters
Still searching for a friend
A brother or a sister
But then the passion flares again

[Chorus]

 

Seriously.