Michigan Sports Alternate History

Submitted by ThadMattasagoblin on

I'm a fan of alternate history books and tv shows so I thought it would be an interesting excercise to look at how events would have transpired differently if a scenerio didn't play out the way it ended up transpiring at Michigan.

I'll start with the rollover not happening.

Tom Izzo is fired after 4 lackluster years at MSU. The MSU AD looks no further than upstart Michigan assistant Brian Ellerbe to fill the spot. Mateen Cleaves leads Steve Fisher's Michigan Wolverines to their second national championship in April of 2000 at the RCA Dome. Michigan returns to the final four 9 more times between 2000 and 2015 and is now considered within the likes of UNC, Duke, and Kentucky. Ellerbe lasts only 3 years and is replaced by a young Tom Crean.

Shawn Crable doesn't get a late hit.

Miraculously Michigan has come back from a huge early deficit to beat the Buckeyes in the Horseshoe. This vaults Michigan to # 1 in the BCS computers and a date with Florida in Glendale. The Wolverines now face a chance to secure their 12th national title and 1st in the BCS era. The game starts out with a flurry of offense as Mike Hart, Henne, and Manningham are unstoppable against the Florida defense. Urban Meyer is no match for Lloyd's 2006 team as celebrations erupt in Ann Arbor and a parade is organized. Lloyd has won 2 national championships and decides to keep coaching for a few more years instead of hanging it up. Ryan Mallett leads Michigan to the 2009 and 2010 big ten titles after big wins against MSU and Ohio State. Lloyd hands off the job to Harbaugh in 2011 as it is his dream job afterall and Stanford has prepped him well. At the same time Tressel is fired over his tattoo scandal and the Buckeyes hire Rich Rodriguez from West Virginia whose offense institutes many growing pains from Tressel's offense. The Buckeyes go 3-9 in 2012, 5-7 in 2013, and 7-6 in 2014. After a beatdown by Mississippi State, Gene Smith fires Rich Rodriguez.

Moe

March 31st, 2015 at 6:29 PM ^

I like the alternate history of me not reading this. I can't think of anything that is a bigger waste of time than " alternate history"

M-Dog

March 31st, 2015 at 9:04 PM ^

How come all "alternate histories" are always simple reverse linear interpolations?  Event A happened and we lost, so change it and now we'll win.
 
But what if the rollover had not happened, we got Cleaves, he lead us to the NC in 2000 . . . and we lost to Florida on a buzzer beater?
 
What if Crable had not had the late hit, OSU punted, we got the ball back . . . and Henne threw an interception?
 
Had I not struck out in Little League in the big game against our rival and had gotten the winning RBI instead, I'd like to think that my life would be totally changed for the better.  
 
But, eh, probably not.  I still would have fucked up 9th grade algebra.
 

Tater

March 31st, 2015 at 7:05 PM ^

Since the thread had the words "alternate history" in it, why did you waste your precious time clicking, reading and commenting?  I don't remember a mandatory clicking or reading rule here.

Sports fans say "what if" a lot.  In other breaking news, the sun rises in the east, etc...

LSAClassOf2000

March 31st, 2015 at 6:42 PM ^

It is moments like these where I am reminded about how pissed I still am at NBC for moving "Quantum Leap" to the timeslot of death, thus leading to its eventual cancellation. We never got to see the episode where Sam was able to leap into Lloyd Carr and decide to call it a day in 2011, wherein the program is handed off to Jim Harbaugh, thus putting right the timeline, hence the current timeline. 

evenyoubrutus

March 31st, 2015 at 7:09 PM ^

I think if we win the national title in 2006 (may have a better shot than OSU at beating UF given Jake Long at LT, and our defense being head and shoulders above theirs) Lloyd retires at that point, Henne, Long et. al go pro, and 2007 becomes a true rebuilding year on both sides of the ball.  There is a chance Michigan hires Harbaugh given he has not made the infamous comments yet at this point.  And right now we would be the Alabama of football except without Nick Saban.

M-Dog

March 31st, 2015 at 9:20 PM ^

Yes, it would have been DeBord.  

I am convinced to this day that the reason that the AD got caught flat-footed in the post-Lloyd coaching search is because Lloyd had DeBord all lined up as his hand-chosen successor.  He had Henne, Long, and Hart coming back as Seniors in 2007.  He was going to win the Big Ten and possibly even the NC and then ride off into the sunset, leaving the team to his trusty Deputy.

But then App State happened.  Then Oregon.  Then Henne's injury and the anemic Ohio State game.  There was no chance of DeBord taking over after that, but there was no Plan B other than to aimlessly search around at the 11th hour for a coach.

 

AZBlue

March 31st, 2015 at 7:10 PM ^

In my alternate history Poster Wayne's World didn't make a poorly titled, premature gloating thread re:Malzone and has a lot more MGoPoints than he currently does.

flashOverride

March 31st, 2015 at 7:13 PM ^

I know I've posted about this at length on here before, but I think the snowball effect of "Drew Henson stays for his senior year" could have been pretty massive. 

flashOverride

March 31st, 2015 at 7:33 PM ^

Yup, that's what I've long said: make him look like a fool right from the get-go for saying that, and the mystique never develops.

Also, Michigan's other regular-season losses that year. Throw a senior QB in the mix and it's not hard at all to envision a five-point, season-opening road loss on the West Coast, and the "Clockgate" fiasco being turned on their heads. Who knows if Michigan could have beaten Nebraska that year for the MNC, but just getting there would have been big momentum for the following season. Much better momentum than finishing with an ugly home loss to OSU and an uninspired Citrus Bowl blowout at the hands of Tennessee.

UMChick77

March 31st, 2015 at 7:20 PM ^

Here's mine....Michigan wins the 2012 NCAA MBB Natl Championship. Trey's block is ruled clean, Hancock is fouled out, McGary stays in, goal tending is called and Michigan wins by 6.

UMChick77

April 1st, 2015 at 5:55 AM ^

Oh trust me....as much as I hate MSU, living in Cardnial territory, UL tears are such a sweet sight right now. They are saying they were robbed and now trying to say there were shennanigans with the UK and Duke game. They're just pissed that again, they're UK's "little brother." 

I say karma. I just wished they lost to Michigan instead of state but listening to them cry has been hilarious. Every chance I get I throw the NC 2013 game in their face saying "How many bullshit calls went against Michigan that won you that game by 6 points that were basically foul line totals or from other BS calls?" They can't say much when they're in middle of bitching about bad ref calls. 

Anonymosity

March 31st, 2015 at 7:27 PM ^

Michael Jordan misses the game winner against Utah in the '98 Finals. Jazz win the Finals. Jordan publicly blames Scottie Pippen. Pippen retires immediately and takes a job as an assistant at Cleveland State, then moves on to be an assistant at USC. While at USC, Pippen becomes involved in a minor scandal, which ends up affecting the entire athletic department. Reggie Bush and Matt Leinart decide to instead attend Purdue, leading them to consecutive Rose Bowl losses. Joe Tiller retires when both players declare for the draft in 2006. Rich Rodriguez, not Danny Hope, is hired to replace Tiller. Lloyd Carr is then in turn replaced by Jim Grobe upon retirement in 2007. Grobe lasts three seasons with records of 4-8, 5-7, and 7-6 before being fired and replaced by Brady Hoke. Roy Roundtree has a moderately successful college career at Purdue, becoming an undrafted free agent who appears in 9 games over two seasons with the Titans and Panthers. The end.

JOHNNAVARREISMYHERO

March 31st, 2015 at 9:41 PM ^

RR goes for 2 at the end of the game in 2009 and Michigan wins.  MSU finishes 4-8 and D'Antoni is fired and focuses on coaching the Phoenix Suns full time.  

Perkis-Size Me

March 31st, 2015 at 7:50 PM ^

I think you forgot to mention the NCAA title game from 2 years ago. Burke's block is clean, and after riding a huge wave of momentum from that game-changing moment, he single-handedly wills Michigan to a national title over the remaining minutes. Michigan wins by 6, Columbus and EL weep in utter despair, and all seems right with the world.

And what the hell, why let it stop there? Aaron Harrison misses the buzzer beater in the Elite Eight, Michigan recovers a rare defensive rebound, and Stauskas hits the game winning shot to send Michigan back to the Final Four. Stauskas single-handedly takes down Wisconsin and UConn en route to a second straight title.

Booker and Blackmon commit, McGary doesn't dress for the Tennessee game so he's back for another year. No one gets injured this year, and Michigan is currently playing in its third straight Final Four. First on the docket is taking care of business and ruining Sparty's life by taking them down in the semifinal, and then making history by taking down undefeated Kentucky. Albrecht rains down 3's, and hits the game winning shot.

All of Kentucky's recruits de-commit and come to Michigan, and they all proclaim they will be staying until their senior year. Glory is had.

mgobleu

March 31st, 2015 at 8:30 PM ^

With my dating life all the time. I can trace back to 1 single moment that if done differently, 5-7 years of the lives of myself, the girl I turned down, and the guy she instead started dating, then married, and divorced a couple years later would have been a thousand times better, but my future from that reality wouldn't be near as good as this reality. I think...then there's the guy she's married to now, and the kid they had, and my wife and kids, and it turns into this super f**ked up "it's a wonderful life"/ebenezer scrooge scenario, and then I have to get drunk just to keep my head from spinning. Alternate history is typically a bad idea.

Ricky from Sunnyvale

March 31st, 2015 at 8:49 PM ^

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