Michigan Mad Libs
Last week________ beat Michigan twice in a row for the first time since 201 BC.
__________got their first win against a FBS team last week at home against Michigan.
__________is the only MAC team to ever beat Michigan.
Today___________beat Michigan at the Big House for the first time since 1966.
Today, Michigan's defense _________ed the bed for the umteenth time since September 2008.
__________has won one road game in the Big Ten in his coaching tenure.
__________has won 3 Big Ten games in his tenure.
Zoltan Mesko will______ a sorority girl tonight.
This is meant to be sarcastic much more than negative so don't bang me too hard. I am just sick of hearing each week about another long-standing record that has fallen. I am trying to cope with rebuilding and just wish I could go one week without hearing the words "for the first time since 1956", "for the first time in Big House history", the most yards given up by a Michigan defense since 1965", "the worst loss in Big House history", etc, etc, etc, etc.
November 7th, 2009 at 10:29 PM ^
Love the post but I think you made a mistake, shouldn't it read Zoltan Mesko will____ multiple sorority girlS tonight?
November 7th, 2009 at 10:29 PM ^
"don't bang me too hard"
I think that's probably what the sorority girl will say to Zoltan
November 7th, 2009 at 10:33 PM ^
Cosby's Sweater,Chocolate Fudge,The Boston Store,Roy Jones Jr.,baby batter,Immanuel Kant,Ronald McDonald,hypnotize.
November 7th, 2009 at 11:34 PM ^
It kind of ruins the fun if you put normal answers.