September 13th, 2013 at 1:11 PM ^

on the sidelines! I keed, I keed. (Thank goodness I can't be negged for this.)

Actually, given the powers invested in the U by the state of Michigan, it might be possible to create the realistic mascot of all mascots. Get someone to come up with a suit that really LOOKS like a frickin' wolverine! Then if that sad-sack foam rubber Spartan or (WTF)uckeye wants to go at it during halftime you just slice and dice its a**.