Michigan crap you got today

As I opened a pair of Walmart Wolverine pajama bottoms this morning, I realized just how much Michigan memorabilia I receive every Christmas. Apparently, if you're not my mom, dad, or brother, and you want to give me a gift worth between five and forty dollars, the first thing you think is, "Hey, I think that guy really likes Michigan sports, or something!" They are correct, of course. And the gifts that result are more thoughtful than ornaments or dancing Santas. HOWEVA, they're getting out of hand. I own all of these items: -Set of four M tumblers -Two M shot glasses -One cracked M beer mug (apparently not dishwasher safe) -M bottle opener that plays the Victors (cool at first, but by beer three you need a quieter method) -Three different M coffee mugs -One M travel coffee mug -Michiganopoly (unopened) -Michigan Football Heroes playing cards (fun, but incapable of counting Euchre points) -Michigan Football Memories DVD (unopened) -M Alumni license plate holder (unused) -M rear-window sticker -M bumper sticker (unused) -M key ring -Three M baseball caps (I don't wear baseball caps) -Three M hoodies (I wear two) -Approximately ten presentable M T-shirts (I wear about three of these) -Approximately fifteen ugly M T-shirts from Walmart, Sam's Club, Meijer, or Ann Arbor street vendors (unworn) -M polo shirt -Aforementioned M pajama pants (Zubaz?) -Michigan Stadium poster (featuring the Halo!) -Winged helmet poster -Three M Starting Lineup guys (Woodson, Howard, Harbaugh) -Bo-autographed mini football I can't be a beautiful and unique snowflake in this regard. So what kind of Michigan stuff did you get this year, and is it cool or is it crap?