Michi-leaks: Documented "Conversation" btwn RR and DB

Submitted by willywill9 on December 3rd, 2010 at 12:37 AM

The following is a "documented transcript" of a recorded conversation between Rich Rodriguez and David Brandon:  As an MGoBlogger who believes in the importance of other random mgobloggers having access to the truth, I'm publishing this conversation's transcript: 

RR: Hey David, you said you wanted to see me?

David Brandon:  Yes, yes come on in, have a seat… are you hungry?

RR:  I think I’m alright, Rita’s making her famous Nacho dip tonight for an appetizer, and you know how she gets if she finds out I’ve already eaten…

DB: Yea yea, I know... why get Domino's when you have Nacho Dip at home, i get it.

RR: Yeah, I mean I’m more of a Pizza House kinda guy but your point stands…

<awkward silence>

RR: That was a joke, tough crowd!  Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

DB : Ah, good one Rich! You had me there for a minute!

RR:  Anyway, you wanted to see me?

DB: Yes, I had a question for you, and I need you to answer honestly.

RR: You know me David, I’m a straight shooter.  Say, would you turn the AC on or something, I’m boiling over here.

DB: Well… my question for you is, do you think I look like Chris Fowler?


RR: Well, not really, but if you did, I’d say like a more established, successful version.   Nothing against Chris Fowler, he’s nice and all, but if there’s any resemblance, I’d say he looks like you, not the other way around.

DB: Good point! Thanks Rich, I knew you’d give it to me straight.

RR:  Anytime.  Seriously, it’s hot in here… I’m sweating like a sinner in church over here… are these seats heated?

DB: Haha, so you’re feeling like your seat is hot, ‘eh?!  Get it?
<awkward silence>

DB: It’s a joke!  Yes, I’ll turn down the heat on your seat...new amenity I installed.  Listen, I know what I’ve told the media, but really I’m just having fun with them.  Particularly, those clowns over at MGoBlog.  Have you ever been on that site?

RR: Me? Nah, David you know I don’t listen to any of those bloggers... all that stuff is poison, but it can’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.

DB: Agreed, but if you’re ever on it… my handle is profitgoblue.

RR:  Handle?  Listen, I know you’re going to do what’s best for the program, and I respect your decision, no matter what it is.  Just know, that from day one, I've tried my best to become a Michigan Man, and I want to be here for the long haul, and win championships here at Michigan.

DB:  Well, thank you Rich.  Come over here though, and check this site out, seriously.

RR: Ah, alright.

DB: How about this thread “Could DB have possibly done worse here…”  Let me click on that one…  WHAT? Captain Obvious doesn’t trust me?  He DISLIKES me? Ahhh… let’s skip this one… let’s go to one that’s about you…

RR: I really don’t think we should concern ourselves…

DB: Ah, c’mon, it’ll be fun!  How about this one?  

RR, DB: Boobies!!!

DB: Who is that?!

RR: I think that’s the girl who sings that California Girls song. My daughter loves her!

DB: I love her too but geez, they remake every song nowadays...

RR: Hey David, I’ve got to head out now before I’m in the dog house… are we all set here?

DB: Yes, but before you go, just know one thing… The job is yours, and that hasn’t changed at all in my mind at any point this season.  Just promise me one thing… promise me you’ll help me by putting an end to this chatter.  Quite frankly, it’s tiring.

RR: Next year…?  I’m only focused on our next bowl game… but believe me, you will not regret this.  You're going to be a big part of something special.  Have a good night Dave.

DB: Night Coach.



December 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 AM ^

GERG: Hey! Who turned out the lights? C'mon guys, not funny...guys? Well at least I can pick my nose in privacy. Mmmmmm...that hits the spot. Wait...what is this thing on DB's desk...ARRGH. A goddamned tape recorder!!!


December 3rd, 2010 at 1:27 AM ^

Refreshing. Thanks for that. It sucks not knowing how our program is going to shake out. It's seriously starting to put me in a bad mood that I might not shake till after the new year...


December 3rd, 2010 at 7:12 AM ^

You have no idea!  Chicks love it when you compare Chris Fowler to them.  Actually the standard things include fibbing about my profession, because the truth can be boring.  I would eventually tell them the truth, but i had to take them on a ride first.  You'd be amazed at how many people really think I'm a pixel auditor.  I count pixels at TV manufacturing plants to make sure each model lives up to spec...