MGoHaiku: Rutgers Edition

Submitted by UMProud on October 27th, 2017 at 8:03 PM

Rutgers wants to win

Don Brown denies the first down

Clowns ride short bus home



October 27th, 2017 at 8:25 PM ^

New Jersey gave us

Rashan and Jabrill and, yes

a cable contract


My name is Guido

A shiny Rutgers degree

Hey that's my exit


Hey guys look at us

We made it to the Big Ten

But that left us sore


Girls from Rutgers are

Not the same as a parrots

Parrots can say "no"