MGoHaiku Husker Edition

i have a tractor

it will drive over huskers

it is maize and blue

Cornhuskers are nice

A wolverine can kill you

Scott Frost is a bitch

Corn feeds our nation

They love it, wear stupid hats

Corn hat fans will lose

We will be out-hit

Serial killer Scott Frost?

Osborne Steroid Cheat!

Martinez hobbled

Frost lacks offensive weapons

Huskers rebuilding

Martinez still hurt

M wins in blowout fashion

Weed in my corn pipe

Scott Frost is a dick

Eat shit and die you dumb ass

Go home to your pigs

Huskers are winless

They will lose on Saturday

Michigan out-hit

The Frost era thuds

out the gate, Huskers worry

Savior? I think not

Maize will beat corn soundly

Stupid out hit comments return

Mrs frost will cry

Each game is a game

National championship hopes

Expect a contest

Not your dad’s Huskers

Screw Frost and his mom plus the

Horse they rode in on

I'm going to have googlize haiku, because these look like nothing more than three lines of disconnected trash talk.  So I'll try that...

Nebraskans eat corn

Wolverines eat meat

Wolverines will feed on Nebraskans

(EDIT:  Nevermind.  I made a HORRIBLE haiku!!  It's not even a haiku!!!)

Winless team suffers

Redeemed by unlikely win

Respect injured foe

Scott Frost, anus face

Fake national champion

Anus, anus face

I hate haiku so I'm going to post this OT item instead:

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2018/9/19/17880016/colorado-mascot-t-shirt-cannon-video

Injured animal

Attacks even those who save

Expect rage venom

Fall brings maize on corn
On the grid like fields of green
Husk us they cannot

Oh silly Scott Frost,

Your mom hit harder last night

You are dissappoint.

Next game is for crown

of best team in all the land

One game at a time

It's always the same

Only team with most points wins

Prior records don't count

Corn love to eat it

But when I poop I see it?

Hi-fructose, not right

Seas of golden maize

Sun glitters in a Big House

Blue conquers the red.

Frosty the Husker

Was a pompous little ass

With a cornhole mouth

Martinez won't last

Michigan wins by a bunch

See what I did there?

The mighty Huskers

Suffer Wolverine beat down

Limp back to corn land

Go Big Red they cheer

Our QB is a freshman

Fucking shit we lost

Roses are red 

violets are blue

Scott Frost is a dick

& so is Urban Meyer 

& Dantonio 

Michigan will pass

They cannot defend the pass

Michigan will win

UCF true champs

Scott Frost says that it is true

All sizzle, no steak

I don't understand.
Why are we writing haiku?
M by twenty-nine!

A favorite kink

Hooker sniffs coke off penis

Call that "The Scott Frost."

Game most important

At the end of the tunnel

The game Saturday

Cradle of football

True maize not corn, and the rest

Champions of the west

Children of the corn

Will soon be getting Frost bit 

For we shall out hit

Dudes, you guys are hilarious!    Coffee out my nose notwithstanding.

Yes we chewed the corn.

Yes it still came out whole again!

Yes we will win also.

on 3rd and long we

should mix in a little zone

don't sleep on BM

Still in September

Too soon for Frost on the field

Chase the Huskers off.