MGoHaiku: Gator Edition

Hi, Florida Gators

][\/][ has always kicked your ass

Basketball, Football

Gator fans are weak

They love their cheese with their whine

Five and O it is

Florida again.

Apathy. Boring game to play.

Will we win? Who knows

Let's change it up with a limerick:

In the Peach we'll battle the Gators.

A win should silence the haters.

A balanced attack

With our D bouncing back

M Football will arise from our nadirs.

Shark Humper is gone

Who is better without him?

Beware, Mount Pleasant

Gators Suck Ball Sacks

Time to teabag them again

Just Win the Damn Game

Last game of the year,

Send the seniors out with win,

Gator is tasty.

Peaches come from cans

they were put there by a man

in a factory. 

If if I had my way

i would eat peaches each day

millions of them

Nothing left to lose

Chase is back to sack for Seven

Michigan improves

 Will Harbaugh change up

a predictable offense?

Not holding my breath.

What I find disturbing is Florida and Oklahoma seem to get all the good Jordan stuff especially shoes, we mostly get crap styles and they get 11’s and 9’s and 3’s and 4’s 

I know we had a couple but damn there stuff looks pretty damn good imo 

Gator fans wear jorts.

And they drink Natural Light.

Twenty-sixth bowl loss would suck.

Shark guy, there to here

We always beat Florida

Shark guy, here to there

I hate Florida

Gator tastes just like chicken

Buckeyes smell like ?

Playing florida

More than two times in five years

Seems superfluous 

Oh no Florida

we have such disdain for you

Gator Chomp deez nuts 

Coach Pep Hamilton

Know how he got his nickname?

Painful Every Play

Big game 'gainst Gators.

Chance to pummel SEC.

I don't fuckin' care.

Four months ago who

Would have thought that a bowl game

Could be so unloved?

Team, O Team, escaped

Ann Arbor cold, dark and gray

Focus, team, focus

Against Florida 2 years ago....