MGoCereal Poll Results

Submitted by Smoothitron on November 11th, 2015 at 9:30 PM


Nothing unexpected here.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch ran away with it.

Even if you combine all the Cap'n Crunch varieties together it gets nowhere close to the taste you can see.


You guys are just the worst.  People that don't follow directions include people who voted for the poll choices instead of clicking "other" and people who clicked "other" but didn't bother to type anything in before submitting.






I imagine, somewhere,  they are still typing this response as we speak.




Yes, someone decided to abbreviate "Cinnamon Toast Crunch" and they still managed to misspell it.


Exactly 1 other person feels my pain.


How do you know how much milk you need if you haven't poured in the cereal yet?




November 12th, 2015 at 12:01 PM ^

How can you say that, in this thread of all threads? The MGoCommunity fails to recognize the supremacy of Cracklin' Oat Bran. I'm not even sure I can read this blog anymore.


(except only about the not reading this blog part. Cracklin' Oat Bran is the perfect foodstuff and, fun fact, actual proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.)


November 11th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^

Who in the FUCK pours milk first?

Probably the guy that improperly rolls his toilet paper and has the screen resolution on his monitor set to the lowest possible resolution.  That person is a collosal failure at life.

I mean if you pour milk first, your shit is just gonna float.  Unless you are eating Grape Nuts, which - in this case, it explains everything else in the post...


November 11th, 2015 at 11:43 PM ^

I eat cereal like a FUCKING MAN - an entire box at a time.  However, I do not want it to get soggy.  Man Cave downstairs, milk upstairs.  Go upstairs, grab a mixing bowl, and fill it 3/4 with milk.  Grab a spoon and unopened box of cereal, and back to the Man Cave in less than 1 minute.

Pour 1/2 to 2/3 of the box into the milk, and devour feverishly.  When the cereal is gone, there is still milk in the bowl for the remainder of the box of cereal.  Repeat this process until the cereal is gone, and then drink down any remaining milk.

Then I bloat on the couch until it is time to take a dump where my "shit is just gonna float".  When that happens, I will be checking MGoBlog on my laptop's highest resolution setting, and I will unroll my toilet paper from the top of the roll when I wipe my ass.


& I still upvoted you 1484


November 11th, 2015 at 9:52 PM ^

WooHoo...after years of loving Cinnamon Toe Crunch, as my kids used to call it when they were little, and secretly sneaking into the pantry late at night to snitch the stuff, I find out I am not alone.


November 11th, 2015 at 10:07 PM ^

Screw you. Screw you all to hell.

I have been a loyal fan of this site for 7 years. I have promoted MGoBlog to anyone who will listen. I've attended meet-n-greets and Q&As, and have clicked all the ad links just to help you out. And this is how you repay me? By creating a color-coded pie chart?? Seriously, what in the fuzzy F? How can you be so GD insensitive? Why do you completely disregard us, Seth? Why?


I mean...seriously. I can't match the pie slice to the little reference box to save my life. Who won?