META: Until we beat OSU and MSU...

Submitted by The Mad Hatter on

We shouldn’t be ranking any of our players.

We shouldn’t have a starting quarterback.

We shouldn’t be thinking about 2017.

We shouldn’t be talking about shutouts.

We shouldn’t be using game balls.  Or Jumpman stickers.

We really shouldn’t move on to phase 4.

We should expect nothing but pain and suffering.

We can’t talk about upgrading workout facilities.  We also are not allowed to have dick.

We can’t buy things from China.

We shouldn’t be on the cover of TV Guide.

We’re not allowed to worry about our next game.

Michael Phelps shouldn’t be considered a Michigan Man.

My daughter isn’t allowed to go to college.

I’m not allowed to wear pants or shoes.

I’m also not allowed to point out spelling errors, see a therapist, or read Campus Insiders.   

I’m not allowed to eat BBQ.  No one is allowed to make their own BBQ sauce.

Harbaugh isn’t allowed to vote in the Coaches Poll.

And we are not allowed to quote Jay-Z.

 

edit:  title from OT to META.

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we're not allowed to be optimistic about anything until we beat OSU and MSU

Dapainufeel

August 24th, 2016 at 1:20 PM ^

Everyone on this board must never talk about OSU or MSU as if UM is a better team. Fact is they both have owned UM like a prison bitch. So until UM can consistently prove it on the field, it is a very bad look to act as if UM belongs in the same sentence as OSU or MSU.

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corncobb

August 25th, 2016 at 12:46 AM ^

I prefer the Sklar Brothers take in renaming things that go off the rails. They call it 'Pooping the Glove'. It is named after a hockey player that grew a tail in his opponent's glove while he was serving a penalty for fighting. Hope it catches on.



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Blau

August 24th, 2016 at 12:13 PM ^

If the OP was anyone besides The Mad Hatter or a few others here, I don't think this would be as tolerated as it is. Just sayin. But oh well. OT season is soon to meet its demise. This Friday at midnight, correct? Get 'em all out now.

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mGrowOld

August 24th, 2016 at 12:28 PM ^

But.....

I never said it was a GOOD joke.  Just that it was a joke.  Like most others I'm pretty sick of it and stopped being funny about 2 weeks ago.

One thing about this place I've learned through the years is that a meme, and I mean ANY meme, that catches fire (selling jerseys is a good start, Oakland is still in play, everybody murders, cork coupons, etc) is beaten to fucking death by the board.

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