META: Kate Upton policy

Submitted by BiSB on February 19th, 2012 at 8:00 PM

For those of you who may not have heard, Kate Upton is (a) attractive, and (b) a Michigan fan. Nevertheless, the MGoBoobz policy remains in effect. Please keep the really hot work-inappropriate pictures of her very nice boobs to a minimum.

From now on, the Kate Upton dancing gif is like muppets: Commitment posts, epic wins, and other special occasions. 



February 20th, 2012 at 1:07 AM ^

The only thing I don't like about Kate Upton is she reminds me a bit of my own daughter. And I don't want to think of my daughter's pictures being posted all the time.

But it has been a busy weekend, for Michigan and for me, and I haven't been able to post much, and when I finally get back on line, there's a couple more commits.


February 19th, 2012 at 8:21 PM ^

A lot of us read mgoblog at work and don't want to be surprised with boobs and feel compelled to have a sexual harassement/internet policy refresher.


Edit:  Don't get me wrong, I love boobs, I just don't want to have to explain them to HR.


February 19th, 2012 at 9:14 PM ^

It's actually quite easy to explain them to your HR, especially if it's a lady.  Just say to your HR lady that you were trying to find a pair of breasts equivalent to the suppleness of her's.  She'll definitely appreciate your nice words and possibly give you a couple days off of work as thanks for your compliment!

Disclaimer: Please don't actually do this.


February 19th, 2012 at 8:18 PM ^

I have gotten slapped twice this weekend for reading threads in which Kate Upton pops up. I, for one, am most appreciative of this policy. Or at least the back of my head is. 


February 19th, 2012 at 8:19 PM ^

I think I've heard this debate before...

Personally, I'm just happy that we have to have a "Kate Upton Policy."  Clearly shows that things are going well; when they're not, we have to institute " no complaining about _____" policies. There's way less bewbage involved in those polices. 


February 19th, 2012 at 8:20 PM ^

my workplace internet has blockage of pretty much EVERYTHING so the vids won't appear anyhow...because I could easily see getting NOTHING done for days with this image running...wholy.


February 19th, 2012 at 8:25 PM ^

I looked away from the computer after watching this loop for a full 6-minutes.  I glanced back at the "orbs of ecstacy" only to be drawn into yet another frozen death stare.  They're like Medusa's snakes!!

Siiigh.  I wanna wear them like a backwards-facing Canadian "took" hat.


February 19th, 2012 at 8:25 PM ^

You know what kinda creeps me out, is the fact she is only 19 years old. I mean i'm younger than her so I can hop all over that. I mean were obessing over a college aged girl here, but you know what I dont care shes hot as hell.