In the incredibly unlikely scenario that Harbaugh does not become the head coach of Michigan and is abducted by aliens (I can't think of any other reason he wouldn't become Michigan's coach), what would we all do? SERIOUSLY? What would we do!? Currently we have a thread dedicated to Harbaugh themed Christmas songs. Have we ever had so many eggs in one basket? Is that basket woven from Harbaugh's hair and are those eggs actually tiny Harbaugh heads with little headsets on that are singing Harbaugh Christmas songs? I would be worried about the health of the fans and people I don't even know. Seriously, what would you do guys? Should I be worried about my own health? Is the fact that I'm actually posting this thread answering that question?