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Submitted by chitownblue2 on
The MGoPoint elite maintain their hegemony by up-banging each others' posts no matter what -- even when their posts are a meaningless and generic "OMG LOL" sort of post.... for these worthless contributions, members of a certain once-revolutionary-but-now-it-has-become-the-sort-of-quasi-oppressive-clique-that-it-once-ostensibly-railed-against will receive multiple up-bangs. Just an example. - "Ernis"
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Elno Lewis

October 9th, 2009 at 3:25 PM ^

you fuckin bastard! you took my points! do you have any idea of how hard I had to work to get those fuckin points? You asshole. you suck. you sewk. fuck you. without my points I AM NOTHING! TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON! GIVE ME MY POINTS BACK! BASTARDS!

Joined: 12/05/2008

MGoPoints: 2320

cfaller96

October 9th, 2009 at 3:32 PM ^

MGOPOINT EXCHANGE DOWN 10,000; COMMISSIONER BRAIN COOK DECLARES "INTERNET EMERGENCY" Reuters October 9, 2009 Ann Arbor, MI- The MGoPoint Exchange (MGPE) took a tumble today, as large investors suddenly swamped MGPE with vicious "negbangs" in a posted forum early this afternoon. "I've never seen anything like it" said commenter 'bouje'. "It's as if the world stopped turning" said another commenter who requested anonymity. "Want to buy some cock?" said legendary gambler and revered podcaster Jamie Mac, obviously unaware of the dire situation. When asked to comment, MGPE Administrator Paul said "I'm trying to reach Brian, but he's on the road somewhere, probably in a cornfield with no WiFi. I know this is a serious situation, but MGoPeople need to remain calm. Everything is under control, and while we attempt to fix the situation I encourage everyone to visit the always entertaining website EveryDayShouldBeSaturday. That is all for now." UPDATE: MGPE Commissioner Brain Cook was finally informed of the situation, and his initial response was "I love ass." After a moment's hesitation he subsequently informed Reuters that he would be declaring an "Internet Emergency" in order to stabilize the panicked situation on MGPE. Currently, Reuters has not ascertained if an "Internet Emergency" is a real thing or not. Please revisit for further updates.

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 1298

CPS

October 9th, 2009 at 3:33 PM ^

But know that I cried each time I did it, because I know how much every -1 hurts you. And I don't like hurting you.** **Yes, I do.

Joined: 10/20/2008

MGoPoints: -405

Sgt. Wolverine

October 9th, 2009 at 3:39 PM ^

Ah! The reverse psychology here is brilliant. Eventually you'll get complaints about how all the contributions of certain commenters get negged for no apparent reason, and then you'll be able to upvote them to be contrary. Brilliant, I say. Brilliant In honor of the 80s jacket: neg me, amadeus.

Joined: 06/30/2008

MGoPoints: 3742