Meet a couple of the guys
Hey guys,
My fraternity (Sigma Chi) is having an event in the diag this friday. Several student athletes will be in dunk tanks for your entertainment. I'm not supposed to use their names, so here is a general list:
A seven foot tall basketball player who will remain nameless
A punter from the football team and the future who will remain nameless
A hybrid LB/S who got juked out of his socks by the Coner who will remain nameless
A wide receiver who's name is two first names and will remain nameless
This is going on from 11 - 3:30 on the Diag. Come stop by and help out a great cause!
April 15th, 2009 at 10:52 AM ^
I imagine that the line for Stevie Brown's dunk tank will be longer than all the others combined.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:19 AM ^
I believe you mean nameless' dunk tank.
April 15th, 2009 at 11:21 AM ^
The WR could be either James Rogers or Greg Matthews, although neither Rogers or Matthews are really first names. Cameron Gordon is also two first names, but he's not on campus yet. Am I missing someone?
April 15th, 2009 at 12:22 PM ^
... as in "Robinson Crusoe".
April 15th, 2009 at 11:26 AM ^
In Hoc......
April 15th, 2009 at 11:29 AM ^
Maybe its Shaw, as he is listed at WR at mgoblue, and shaw is the only last name of a wr that closely resembles a first name. Two first names... Cant be trusted
April 15th, 2009 at 12:25 PM ^
I take you to be a sig as well?
I am.
If you ever need anything, let me know.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:25 PM ^
double.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:26 PM ^
Greg.....wait for it.....Matthews
April 15th, 2009 at 12:29 PM ^
Only one "t" in his name. We should get it right by now - he's going to be a senior.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:31 PM ^
THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!
in hoc as well - glad to sigs back at 548
Mathews isn't a first name. Neither is Rogers. "Mathew" and "Roger" are first names, though.
So I'll go with LaTerryal Savoy.
Martavious Odoms has zero first names.
What does Munchie Lagaux have?
His full name is actually Dandy Don Legaux, and he says it's 60/40 that TomVH's alter ego is McFarlin.
Art Schlicter would take that bad. (sorry I cant spell his name).
or for that matter what about Tshimanga Biakabutuka?
Two first names.
I am going to name my first child Biakabatuka.
I named my first three daughters that.
I named the youngest daughter Butterfield.
I plan to name all of my children, boys and girls, WolvinLA.
Are you and your boyfriend going to adopt?
Zing!
Don't be upset. It will be fun having a bunch of half brothers and sisters named WolvinLA.
As some one who shares a last name with Greg Mathews, my friends are constantly telling me that I cannot be trusted, but I have never encountered some with the first name of Mathews. According to White Pages there are approx. 600 people in the US with the first name of Mathews. My guess would be T-Rob, although the other football players appear to be upperclassmen which would mean Mathews
My daughter just dunked him.
I think everyone needs to line up for the nameless punter's tank. But miss on purpose out of respect for the emperor!
no need to miss on purpose he will just use his mind tricks to alter the balls path
you guys ever get your house back?
I think my ball will take a poor angle to the button and *accidently* hit Stevie Brown in his McFarlin. If you catch my drift.
Roy Roundtree was punishing Mathews and Stevie Brown in the dunk tank today
Threet made an ass of himself almost completely missing the backboard numerous attempts and taking about 15 throws to knock Brown off.
All the players were great sports though!
Threet is still on campus? That is surprising.
What is not surprising is his reported lack of inaccuracy.
It shouldn't be a surprise... He's a student. He was in the middle of a semester when he decided he'd transfer.