WindyCityBlue

November 29th, 2018 at 11:00 PM ^

“Hey, dog, we’re gonna go to the club, pick up some girls, you trying to roll?”

”No, man, I’m cool. ”I’m gonna stay home, chill with my monkey. ”You know how long it took me to train this monkey… ”to suck my dick… ”without peeling it? ”Last night, Chimp-chimp jerked me off with his feet. ”$&@$, only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness. ”So you all keep fucking these people if you want, $&@$. ”No, it’s monkey pussy for me.”

1VaBlue1

November 29th, 2018 at 9:39 PM ^

This would be a good move for both McElwain and Central.  He's certainly capable of getting that program back to sniffing MAC Championships.  He's probably better suited for that than for bigger apes like UF...

AnthonyThomas

November 30th, 2018 at 2:09 AM ^

What are you talking about? I don't know how much McElwain helped the WRs (they were good overall, so cudos to him), but I do know that every time anyone interviewed he basically said, "I defer to Harbaugh and Pep on everything." I.E. I don't think he plans on being here for long.

Former head coaches don't take jobs as position coaches with the intention of sticking around. If he's leaving, then good luck to him. There's no indication that he would want to hang around in Ann Arbor and just coach WRs for years to come.