Mary Sue Breaks Hand, Related Story: Mary Sue's husband "falls down stairs"
From the Michigan Daily (no it's not crime notes):
http://www.michigandaily.com/content/coleman-breaks-hand-while-riding-b…
So our illustrious president Mary Sue breaks her hand while "bike riding". I'm sure it was really broke while bitch slapping the douche who leaked the fact that Lloyd was sitting in her Iowa club seats last week.
October 16th, 2009 at 8:53 AM ^
Bikeriders Rule!
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I would sooooo do her.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:06 AM ^
I have a feeling a lot of people will feel like your bike riding enthusiasm is a joke, even though I've heard stories of your bike rides on stealth missions to scout the practice facility.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:24 AM ^
Yeah but aren't you like 76 or something? It doesn't mean as much when your poppin' viagra like there's no tomorrow. Elbowing your blue-haired cronies, "Oh I'd like to give her the cain, if you know what I mean...I SAID I'D LIKE TO..."
October 16th, 2009 at 5:49 PM ^
I would do her too if she could rearrange a couple grades which were unavoidably marked down a little lower than they deserved to be by their hardworking, upstanding recipient.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:04 AM ^
She's like Ray from 90210.
The husband is Donna.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:37 AM ^
For the relevent, yet poignant, 90210 reference.
October 16th, 2009 at 9:08 AM ^
/ric flair
October 16th, 2009 at 9:43 AM ^
i actually did a wheelie in the new practice facility in July. It was so kewl.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:32 AM ^
Why did RR leave this out of the injury report? Clearly a huge middle finger to the MSC/Lloyd conspiracy.
October 16th, 2009 at 11:34 AM ^
Mary Sue was all "Bitch, where's ma money?!" and he was all "It was a slow week, this is all I have!" and she was all "TRICK! WHERE MA ENDOWMENT AT?!" and he was all "Please don't hurt me, I'm sorry, I'll try harder next week!" and she was all "AM I GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH? I'M TRYIN TO BE PATIENT! I'M BEIN SO GOOD!" and then whooped her husband until he cowered in the corner.
Totally happened. My buddy's friend told me. He's a student manager/gardener/tutor/secretary/walk-on
October 16th, 2009 at 11:57 AM ^
Edit: Normal speed.
October 16th, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^
Bike riding, of course, is just one of the "volontary" workouts RichRod makes everyone (even his superiors) go through at UM. More details in tomorrow's Freep.