March Madness & Vasectomy - I may owe someone an apology...
Last week, I was talking to a woman who has three kids (all boys). When I asked if they were going to try for a boy, she said that her husband was getting a vasectomy next Wednesday (as in the day before March Madness).
I then told her that there are more vasectomies scheduled in that week than any other. She looked at me with a blank stare and asked why.... So, I said, "It's the opening weekend of March Madness... you get to lay on the couch for 4 days and watch basketball"
She stearnly told me, with no hersitation, "My husband isn't into sports."
My responsse..."Well, he obviously is. And I just ruined this poor guy's master plan."
She laughed, but in a "I'm going to f'ing kill him" sort of way.
So, if you are married to a 35 year old, attractive Emergency Room Doctor, who is ruining your "down time" as you try to watch BBall with a bag of frozen peas on your crotch... I'm Sorry
So, who has their own Vasectomy and March Madness story... let's hear them
It's a looooooooooooong three years.
March 21st, 2014 at 12:00 PM ^
March 21st, 2014 at 12:30 PM ^
performed by Toledo urologist Dick Tapper MD.
Football for 5 days.
March 21st, 2014 at 12:40 PM ^
What a great wife though to say wait till the games over. She's a keeper... like you have a choice.
I did this as well thinking it was a great idea. I got about 26 hours of sympathy and was told to stop being a cry baby and help with the kids. Woman, like they know what pain is
As a 25-year-old single man, this thread makes me want to reconsider the potential future.
"What a drag it is getting old..."
I never thought to have it around March Madness. I had mine on December 30th, so I could have it on that year's insurance.
The procedure is not that bad, more uncomfortable than anything else.
Now, when I went in the first time and he was unable to complete the procedure after digging around for 45 minutes on one side, that hurt real bad for about the 2-3 weeks.
Had the idea this year, called 4 different urologists who had no openings this week. One booking nurse said, "Oh, those days fill up way early." So, I'm scheduled Thursday morning of the Masters. Not a bad consolation prize.