The Oracle 2

December 20th, 2018 at 9:04 PM ^

I didn’t read all of the comments about the chances of Hall flipping back, but in light of the type of comments I do often read here, if anyone said someone could “fuck me in my asshole” if Hall signed with Michigan, I’m politely asking that they not post a video.

Blue Balls Afire

December 20th, 2018 at 9:06 PM ^

Protip: eat the whole lemon, rind and all.  The bitterness of the rind cancels out the sourness of the pulp.  Honest.  Slice lemon into wheels.  Remove seeds.  Eat the whole wheel.  Easy peasy.

stephenrjking

December 20th, 2018 at 10:25 PM ^

Nice work. 

The best part about lemon payoffs like this is that you get to know someone on the board as a real person, rather than just a username and avatar. 

It'd be hilarious if one of the people who made multiple accounts deliberately cornered himself with such a pledge, then outed himself by eating a lemon and linking the same video with all of his accounts.