Malik "Top 10 ain't good enough for me" McDowell falls out of the first round
I'm sure many of you remember this quote:
"Top 10 ain’t good enough for me, I ain’t leaving if I’m (only) Top 10. If I’m not top three, I don’t leave."
Pride comes before the fall.
Not sure how many, maybe a range somewhere in the single digits?
I can't put my finger on it
MGoBlog; where jokes go to die, then have the bloody corpse dragged around for five years across the burning wasteland.
It is our duty to make sure that joke never dies.
There's a chance that next year we can make a joke that's 2-10 times as good.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
April 28th, 2017 at 11:57 AM ^
I figured he'd be off the board somewhere between rounds 3-9.
Only for 2 more years though so get 'em in while you can!
3-9 years across the burning wasteland, you mean.
They can only die after we beat MSU and OSU.
/ducks
MSU declared moral victory. So if you could go ahead and re-edit that strikethrough.
Obvously we're going to need to deploy chemical weapons in order to decisively beat MSU. Simply using the old point method isn't gonna work.
Despite their dominance, OSU will gnash teeth and call for Urban's head after their next loss to UM. And THAT's why OSU is our primary rival.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:28 AM ^
"Dignity!"
beat me to it
That's what she said.
(Do you see what I did there? I both made a joke about your comment, PLUS used a worn-out joke to do so, in keeping with the spirit of this sub-thread about worn-out jokes. I am very, very clever)
April 28th, 2017 at 10:04 AM ^
don't forget to tell people how humble you are.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:27 AM ^
I am quite possibly the most humble person in the history of the world. No one does humble like I do it, and I am not afraid to tell everyone just how humble I am!
April 28th, 2017 at 10:45 AM ^
and i hope you take pride in it too. maybe an avatar change is in order to commemorate such a humble essence.
April 28th, 2017 at 11:11 AM ^
if i have a vote in the matter. i guess you have to check with your russian mail order bride first though?
April 28th, 2017 at 11:29 AM ^
No, Svetlana went back home. She didn't say much when she left, but apparently she had some incriminating information on someone important here in the U.S., and Putin wanted to keep her close? Who knows...
for her own gratification. you must feel cheap. but don't worry, there are support groups for that. humble support groups.
April 28th, 2017 at 12:20 PM ^
How about hand size?
April 28th, 2017 at 10:05 AM ^
I always laugh at TWSS jokes, but now I know why I found yours so cleverly funny.
April 28th, 2017 at 11:11 AM ^
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April 28th, 2017 at 12:51 PM ^
Joke's taken...
Seriously, how many iterations of the same two jokes can there be? 3-9? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no please kill me.
If the story is true, that could be part of the problem. If he was swayed by their laxed academic policy, he made a bad decision. It's one that a lot of kids would and do make, though.
Although I'm glad MSU is eating a big bag of dicks, I do feel bad for the kid. If he'd followed his mom's advice and gone to Michigan, I believe things would have turned out much differently for him.
Are you kidding? His mom had to make a public fool of herself, and had to bear the ire of the spartan fandom later, all so she could get him to not go there.... and he chooses them anyway, because he heard he didn't have to go to class... he wanted to take it easy. Then, he disses their program on the way out. He got what he deserved. You reap what you sow. 17-18 years old or not, he still had a mind of his own, and he made his bed.
Do you think those of us who attended Michigan, decided to take it easy, in high school? Every time it was so, I turned it away...and I was a minor. So were everyone else who got into the school... they earned it.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:18 AM ^
April 28th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
Sure, however his parents had to resort to publicly fighting and pleeing, and one has to think, that if our parents would stick out their neck like that, that maybe, you know, he should consider it. His mother, incognito, was told by fellow players, of the drugs and not having to go to class, and she relayed that.. .that cat was out of bag, and he chose it nonetheless. He made his bed. All I meant to say is that there should be zero reason to "feel sorry" for him.
MSU players can read? I just assumed since MSU doesnt do algebra that reading was optional as well.
MSU players can read? I just assumed since MSU doesnt do algebra that reading was optional as well.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:12 AM ^
When you are playing and meeting with Wormley and Glasgow, I'm guessing the leaders he follows would put him on a different path. It sounds like he played out of position, which wouldn't have been the case if he played at Michigan.
His mom was right, but teenagers think they know a lot. Oh well.
I think it could have gone either way. Sometimes all a lax kid needs is a strong guiding hand to push them in the right direction. Or they could take their ball and go home.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:51 AM ^
So the implication he was a "pre Madonna" as some mistakenly say here.... lmao
I don't think he went there to play school.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
“Top 10 ain’t good enough for me,” McDowell told the Detroit Free Press at Michigan State media day. “I ain’t leaving if I’m (only) Top 10. If I’m not top three, I don’t leave. Really. I’m just trying to live day by day. It’s one through three, that’s the only way I’m going. I’m happy, I like it here, I ain’t really in a rush to leave.
April 28th, 2017 at 10:10 AM ^
April 28th, 2017 at 12:03 PM ^
I love this joke - please continue to use it 3-9 times/day...
April 28th, 2017 at 11:19 AM ^
- we know this because one of his teammates stood there and recorded it.
Good call becoming a spartan. He'll be the first one who would have been happy going 3-9.
He could have been talking about rounds???
Somewhere around rounds 3-9 sounds about right.