Local teams should always be aired on local television in addition to whatever channel carries their game nationally.

Submitted by Dayday on
This is a point and laugh at the loser thread. Can anyone explain to me why there isn't some clause,of some sort, that puts local teams on local television? I get it $ over everything, but I'm the idiot that got convinced by his wife to cut the cord and now I have zero access to channels like TBS,TruTV, and TNT. I also live in the middle of nowhere now and the only internet provider I have access to has data limits. And God forbid, I stream the tournament, eat up all the data, and deprive my wife of her favorite Canadian horse ranch drama. Again point and laugh at the idiot, but I just want to such Michigan play.

Zarniwoop

March 16th, 2018 at 10:43 AM ^

I also live way out in the middle of nowhere.

Let me just say that if you have a good friend or family member within 100 miles that has good internet, you can indeed get internet at your home if you're willing to do some (a lot) of work. This can be done while breaking no laws either in actuality or in spirit.

There is no internet where I live, and with about a month of work on weekends, I have 60 mb/s internet access. And I mean there is nothing but copper wire here (above ground).

If you meet the creteria listed above and want to know more let me know.

grumbler

March 16th, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^

You should probably learn something about the term before declaring it non-political.  "Cuck" is as political as, say "neckbeard."  Neither term can be used in political innocence.

SwasteMa

March 16th, 2018 at 8:44 AM ^

It's so cool how now online is making lazy, unoriginal jokes everyone has heard a million times before then blaming everyone else for being too serious or PC when no one finds them funny! And acting like being able to say dumb jokes will somehow make the world better!

MadMatt

March 16th, 2018 at 10:26 AM ^

Let's deconstruct the word "cuck."

The Breitbart/Bannon wing of the conservative movement created this term as a short-hand for "cuckcolded conservative."  At the minimum, it is another version of RINO (Republican in Name Only), so it is clearly political, which this site frowns on.  But, it is so much more.

The term implies that the man so labeled (and it is always a man for reasons which will be obvious), claims to be a conservative, but actually he is fine with his wife/significant other cuckcolding him with an African-American man.  That's a whole lot of racism and misogyny concentrated into one syllable.

"Cuck" is a triple threat of offensiveness.  It is political.  It is as racist as the n-word. And it is as vulgar as calling the guy's wife the other c-word (as in ends in "nt").  If I were the moderator, any use of this word, in jest or not, would be an instant ticket to Bolivia.  I'll leave that decision up to the actual moderators.

FauxMo

March 16th, 2018 at 12:25 PM ^

Let me start by saying, we both hate the same things...

Now, that being said, whether the Alt-Right truly knows it or not (and I doubt most take the time to do etymological research), the word "cuckold" goes back much further and means something far less (maybe?) offensive. It didn't really have any kind of racist genesis, it just meant a man whose wife was regularly unfaithful (whether with a white, black or purple man). I believe the Romans even used the insult, and would describe someone as "wearing the horns" as a man being "cuckolded," alluding to a bull/stag that has "dropped his horns" in defeat to another male, who then takes his mating partner. 

NRK

March 16th, 2018 at 12:46 PM ^

I agree - it has historic roots that are not racially offensive. Any quick lookup in an etymology dictionary can confirm that (for example: link), but it does have a pejorative suffix on it, denoting a negative meaning to it likely at an early stage of development.

Regarding the Romans, it's actually the Greeks, but only possibly going back that far:

horn (n.) Old English horn "horn of an animal; projection, pinnacle," also "wind instrument" (originally one made from animal horns), from Proto-Germanic *hurnaz (source also of German Horn, Dutch horen, Old Frisian horn, Gothic haurn), from PIE root *ker- (1) "horn; head."

[...] Symbolic of cuckoldry since mid-15c. (the victim was fancied to grow one on his head). The image is widespread in Europe and perhaps as old as ancient Greece. The German linguist Hermann Dunger ('Hörner Aufsetzen' und 'Hahnrei', "Germania" 29, 1884) ascribes it to a custom surviving into 19c., "the old practice of engrafting the spurs of a castrated cock on the root of the excised comb, which caused them to grow like horns" [James Hastings, "Encyclopedia of Religion and Ethics"] but the image could have grown as well from a general gesture of contempt or insult made to wronged husbands, "who have been the subject of popular jest in all ages" [Hastings].

Online Etymology Dictionary

MadMatt

March 16th, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^

Members of the Alt-Right intend and understand the term "cuck" to include the racist undertone.  My knowledge of this subject comes from an NPR interview of a Breitbart sympathetic conservative, and his experience of an Alt-Right conservative calling him a "cuck."  He explained quite thoroughly that the term was meant to imply his wife's infidelity with an African-American man, and his bemusement/wonderment that somehow this aspect was more insulting that simply implying his wife was stepping out on him.

Certain members of the Alt-Right created this offensive term, and it means what they say it means.  Hence, the need to reject it comprehensively.

a2bluefan

March 16th, 2018 at 3:57 PM ^

Well, I've learned something new today. I'd never heard this meaning of 'cuck' and I consider myself to be fairly up to speed as what's going on in politics. Hmmm. Maybe not as much as I think, apparently. 

Anyway... following basketball last night, I caught an episode of The Detour (a show I saw once a while back, decided I hated, and didn't see again until last night). There's a scene where "cuck" is used extensively, in this case, short for cuckold, and meaning a weak/emasculated man. I managed to find the clip here:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/ipeMsfot07Oj/

Kinda crazy that I see this episode, and then there's a discussion of the word on this board today.

Fezzik

March 16th, 2018 at 7:41 AM ^

1. Use the data. Make your bed on the couch now and order as much delivery as needed. Prepare to be hated and make it up next month. 2. Use the data. Buy her things like a massage, hair salon appointment, manicure, etc and schedule them for her during the Michigan games. Be warned if you send her to a massage parlor that late though...

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

March 16th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^

If you're gonna go with option 1, might as well get the most out of it and make sure to point out that it was her idea to cut the cord in the first place.  If you're gonna get exiled to the couch anyway, might as well deserve it.

UM Fan from Sydney

March 16th, 2018 at 7:47 AM ^

Any company having data limits for home Internet should be ashamed of itself. That is such a scam.

UMFoster

March 16th, 2018 at 7:53 AM ^

I know this was an issue last year as well, but does TRUTV not have HD?  I've only had standard definition with my last 2 providers.  I wasn't sure if its the package I have or if its TRUTV. 

Their camera angle always looks bad as well.

IndyBlue

March 16th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^

I have TruTV in HD through PSVue on Apple TV.  If you're streaming through something like an Apple TV/Firestick/etc. you can also download the March Madness app and watch all games not on CBS through that, but not sure if the camera angles would be the same.

SugarShane

March 16th, 2018 at 7:54 AM ^

Get week trial of YouTube tv. If we advance, get a week trial of directvnow If we advance, get a week trial of Hulu tv. And get real internet, weirdo

Perkis-Size Me

March 16th, 2018 at 8:12 AM ^

Did I just hear the crack of a whip? I think I did....

If your wife won’t let you watch basketball solely so she has enough data to watch her horse drama shows, you’ve got bigger problems.

ThatTCGuy

March 16th, 2018 at 8:14 AM ^

Whoever convinced you that keeping a ISP with data limits when you knew that you'd need to stream TV was a good idea is the real bad guy here.

ontarioblue

March 16th, 2018 at 8:17 AM ^

10 minutes left in 2nd half it went to local Fullerton California tournament talk. It was the only stream available. Missed the whole has ten minutes but know a lot about Cal State Fullertons run for the title!

S5R48S10

March 16th, 2018 at 8:22 AM ^

I have the March Madness Live app, which has been great in years past. But this year, the damn thing makes my Roku crash every time I open it. So not only am I groggy and sleep deprived (I have an 8 week old baby), but I didn't even get to watch th. game!

dieseljr32

March 16th, 2018 at 8:32 AM ^

If you have a family member's cable account information you can just stream the games on the March madness app. they have a free pass limit of 3 hours. so you could watch the Houston matchup free.

triguy616

March 16th, 2018 at 8:34 AM ^

No way. This is how you miss Michigan football games when you're living in Raleigh, because some asshole decided a dumb ACC game should be on local ABC and national ESPN, and Michigan nowhere in sight. 

Get youtube tv like a normal cord cutter and watch whatever you like. 

edit: my anecdote was before youtube tv existed. YMMV

ldevon1

March 16th, 2018 at 8:48 AM ^

if you call right now, you can get a basic cable package today, or tomorrow by the latest. Basic gets you TNT and TBS, I'm not sure about Tru.

Sione For Prez

March 16th, 2018 at 8:54 AM ^

Sorry OP. I'm lucky that my wife cares infinitely more about Michigan Football, basketball and hockey than anything else on TV. Which is also the reason we still have cable. A stream buffering or failing during an important play would be a real issue at home.