Linebacker Courtney Love

Submitted by amphibious1 on December 20th, 2011 at 4:41 PM

I was perusing the prospective recruit profiles on Scout for 2013 and found this:

It is the profile of Cardinal Mooney (Youngstown, OH) Linebacker Courney Love. I don't know if he will get an offer... but I want the puns!


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December 20th, 2011 at 7:15 PM ^

Re: "talk of the town." Are you sure you don't mean Ms. Manson of Garbage?" From the song "Special?"

I loved the 90's. I just wish I could incorporate "doll heart" and "some day you will ache like I ache" into a clever sentence. I can't.



December 20th, 2011 at 4:52 PM ^ that when Hole went south, Love toured with Bastard for a time. 

As for the subject of the OP, very intrigued by the idea of creating a steady  flow of OLB talent. We'll see where this goes, eh?


December 20th, 2011 at 5:02 PM ^

this thread is not cool, probably hears this shit everyday...i know its all in good fun, but there is no reason why this should be a thread. 


December 20th, 2011 at 5:11 PM ^

Dude is 6'1, 222.  Do you really think he hears this everyday?  No one but us faceless, internet message board types would crack these jokes.   Well, maybe opposing offensive linemen tell him they're "so glad you could make it."

Seriously, he should come to Michigan.  We could have a thread about our favorite football player named Courtney:  Avery, Morgan, or Love.

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December 21st, 2011 at 1:19 AM ^

I kind of like it. I'm pro-Courtney Love. Both of 'em if he goes blue.

Do you think hipster M fans would embrace him? I mean, I'm not a hipster, but I would make statements/bad puns involving Courtney Love at an annoying rate, I'm sure.