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September 3rd, 2016 at 11:46 AM ^

 
 
"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football"
- John Heisman   
 
"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game."
– Bear Bryant / Alabama 
 
"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”
- Knute Rockne / Notre Dame   
 

 
"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." 
-  Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame 
 
"When you win, nothing hurts."  
-  Joe Namath / Alabama 

 
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."  
-  Frank Leahy / Notre Dame 

 
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the shit kicked out of you."  
-  Woody Hayes / Ohio State 

 
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.  I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." 
-  Bob Devaney / Nebraska   

 
"I never graduated from Iowa.  But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."  
–  Alex Karras / Iowa 

 

 
"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."  
- Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
 
"Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."  
- Shug Jordan / Auburn    
 
"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me ."   
He said,"Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren't any good."  
-  
Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State 

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."  
-  Bobby Bowden / Florida State 

 
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them."  
-  John McKay / USC 

 
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”  
-  Murray Warmath / Minnesota 

 
"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.  To be a back, you only have to be dumb."  
-  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

 

 
"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking."   
-  John McKay / USC 

 
"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."   
-  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

 

 
Why do Auburn fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
 
What does the average Purdue player get on his SATs? Drool.
 
How many Rutgers freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? 

None. That's a sophomore course.
 
How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
 
What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? 
"Will the defendant please rise."
 
If three Rutgers football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
 
How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.

 
What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.