Kentucky fans are licking Devin Booker's car door
File this under weird and slightly hot shit that Kentucky fans do.
http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaabk/kentucky-fans-keep-licking-devin…Brian linked to this on the front page today.
...you can tell it's getting to be summer because we've been late on a bunch of threads recently. The Tebow thread, The Alex Boone thread, The Spring Game totals thread, this one.
...ironically enough, the 4/20 thread was right on time. Go figure.
It's surprising to me how few people read the front page.
yeah, kind of. i'm not a fan of all the sabermetric stuff for football or hoops, so a lot of the game previews/summaries don't mean much to me. the recruiting roundups are generally days old info. the board makes the site; real-time news plus all the snark and banter one could ever want
It was just a link in "etc" that said "I think I've figured out what Kentucky promised Devin Booker to get his commitment." Pretty easy to miss
April 20th, 2015 at 11:28 PM ^
Pretty gross.
It feels more like Brian and the Admin/Writers self gloss section.
I think someone should piss on his door handle. Then maybe some other Kentucky fans will join in.
Piss on his door handle when he chose Kentucky over UM.
Liar!!! Impossible. I don't think he had the car UNTIL he chose Kentucky over Michigan.
Or they'll continue to lick it. Which I'm okay with, too.
So Kentucky is the MSU of the SEC right?
Kentucky basketball fans = OSU football fans
Inbred trash basically
Is "car door" slang for something else???
Who is this "Brian" you speak of? Does he post here?
He should get a funnier screen name than Brian BTW.
I know the girl in the picture.
This is totally normal behavior for Kentucky fans, mind you. It's also cheaper than the triple wax with undercarriage clean at the car wash up the road and might even last just as long.
Not my car again#YallAreCrazy #BBN #Iloveyallthough pic.twitter.com/NQLOcptb6l
— Devin Booker (@DevinBook) April 20, 2015
There is nothing fishy about him driving a brand new Challenger either...
Probably given to him as a gift when he signed with his agent
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His dad is a former pro player who spent a few years in the NBA and then played multiple years oversea's. It's not hard to imagine they can afford to buy their son a nice car...especially when they don't have a tuition bill.
I love how people always jump to the conclusion that everyone is cheating besides Michigan.
How are they not giving improper benefits with a car like that?
April 20th, 2015 at 10:04 PM ^
Because he went pro?
April 20th, 2015 at 10:24 PM ^
he went pro about a year ago
April 20th, 2015 at 10:45 PM ^
but it's hard to say. He's got a full ride, so while some parents are shelling out big bucks for tuition, maybe his are making some car payments as a congratulatory thing. I don't know.
You might be surprised at some of the rides M football players have, btw. . .
Probably got a very high interest loan at like 80 months. That car is only $60,000 so you be looking at around $500 a month
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April 20th, 2015 at 10:57 PM ^
Ew, socks with crocs?!
That's just...soooo not sanitary.
The door handle will be fine. It's a scientific fact that a Kentucky student's mouth is cleaner than a human's (though not quite as clean as a dog's).
Well, if you're getting a Brazilian you might as well get your undercarriage cleaned in the bargain, esp. if there's licking going on.
April 20th, 2015 at 10:21 PM ^
the "car-licking" thing be popular at Kentucky on a bitter cold morning back in the dead of winter, when the end result might have been something similar to this:
April 20th, 2015 at 10:23 PM ^
Movie scenes EVER! Love that movie
April 20th, 2015 at 10:46 PM ^
If she'll do that with her tongue......wow the possibilities.
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Think about the communicable diseases on that tongue. That car is prolly the cleanest thing she's licked in a long time.
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April 20th, 2015 at 11:25 PM ^
Nasty ass hoes.
an NCAA violation?
I'm going to steal his car door handle and walk around Lexington with in my pants
Dumb.
I hate Kentucky and their fans more every day.
+1,000,000,000,000
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That's not funny, even accidentally. UK fans never cease to amaze me,
Along with ohio football, uk bbal fans are the most obnoxious, uninformed, provincial, inbred group I've encountered.
I've lived in Lexington for the last two decades, and it's quite a sight to see.
I was soooo happy when Wisconsin beat them in the FF.
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the strangest boner right now.
but calling it "slightly hot" is just as weird. It's disgusting in all kinds of ways.
This is what happens when you give it your sister for a few generations. Your people start licking car doors.