Just heard from reliable source

Submitted by Blazefire on August 19th, 2010 at 1:48 PM

Stonum had a ham sandwich at lunch today, and a side of baked beans, which have given him what the team is calling, "A Corner Repellent Field". Expect big things out of him for the next 8-12 hours, followed by one very big thing.

What have you heard from a reliable source lately?



August 19th, 2010 at 1:51 PM ^

I was immediately going to neg this, but fuck it.  Could be fun. 

My reliable source inside the Tigers clubhouse has told me that Miguel Cabrera prefers Big League Chew over David's sunflower seeds.


August 19th, 2010 at 1:55 PM ^

A reliable source has informed me that the slice of rhubarb pie I am eating is delicious.  PLEASE NOTE: this is unconfirmed.  I repeat, it is UNCONFIRMED that my pie is delicious.


August 19th, 2010 at 1:59 PM ^

I recently learned from a very reliable source with inside connections that a certain redshirt-sophomore woke up at 9:45 instead of his usual 9:30 and was late for team brunch. He has allegedly been stripped of his privilege of hashbrowns until he has earned the right to the full breakfast buffet.

Also just in, Coach Rod has refuted the notion that it was solely because of his late wakeup and that his stripped hashbrowns are due to a number of reasons, some of which are allegedly his bedtime habits and number of pizzas consumed between 7:30pm-12:15am during the summer.


August 19th, 2010 at 2:23 PM ^

It has been confirmed from the same reliable source that they were in fact from Domino's, but the question of if the reciepts were accurate as to whether they were pepperoni or cheese pizzas has yet to be confirmed.

This could be a major break in the 'situation.'