Joe Pa makes the Onion
Saw this article on the Onion. It'sa pretty funny read.
Link: http://www.theonion.com/articles/penn-state-players-all-worried-theyre-going-to-be,21120/
August 12th, 2011 at 11:50 AM ^
That is epic win. Thanks for posting!
August 12th, 2011 at 11:54 AM ^
That was great!
August 12th, 2011 at 12:00 PM ^
That is absolutely hilarious. I was cracking up the entire time I was reading that. Thanks!
August 12th, 2011 at 12:03 PM ^
"He'd fall apart like a stewed chicken"...very funny. Would somebody please get Joe Pa a used Pope-Mobile or something?
August 12th, 2011 at 1:07 PM ^
I legitimately read this title and thought it was a joke/actual story about how Joe Pa is old enough that he genetically engineered the first onion. I'm still going to pretend that's what it's about.
August 12th, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^
I keep looking for the old Onion article in which it was explained that Joe Paterno was going to retire, and that his replacement as Head Coach would the bronze Joe Paterno statue that was in front of Beaver Stadium.
August 12th, 2011 at 2:40 PM ^
Can't dump the Gatorade on him after a win. No Shit!!!
August 12th, 2011 at 3:24 PM ^
Love it
August 12th, 2011 at 4:00 PM ^
evidence was found to suggest that Joe Pa was the first to cultivate the onion. Misleading entry. :)
August 12th, 2011 at 5:13 PM ^
It makes me wonder, however, if at this point in his career, the PSU faithful are worried about a stiff breeze being the cause Paterno's end.....