Jack and Jill won't make it

Submitted by DeBored on

...up the hill to fetch a pail of water...

DISCUSS

MoJo Rising

November 9th, 2014 at 5:55 PM ^

Jack and Jill went up the hill

Both with a buck and a quarter

Jill came down with two-fifty

That ......

Oh, sorry. I thought this was a thread on Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes.

tolmichfan

November 9th, 2014 at 7:50 PM ^

Well I think jack has a lot of injuries and it will be tough for him to make that trek. He suffered another high ankle sprain from the last hill and it messed up his mechanics for pail fetching. Jill is pretty tough this year and after a shaky start due to learning a new system she is coming around and the last two hills she has dominated. But the detractors claim we shouldn't get to excited because the hills wernt very steep like the mountain she has to climb at the end of the pail fetching season. If she makes it the village will bring jack and Jill back for the next season even though their is another guy named Jack that just climbed a giant bean stalk that may or may not be looking for a new job next season.

justingoblue

November 9th, 2014 at 6:56 PM ^

One that leads to Victory like the MichiganStrengthLineage had players Used To when Bo Prowled The Sidelines.

Wellman will say-- can you Help Me coach Barwis...and Barwis Will Say-- yes. You need to sequence your Wolf Howling and you will find Success. Wellman might decide to Resist-- but he will fear no job for NY.

TheSacko221

November 9th, 2014 at 7:03 PM ^

I shed a tear for the continual death of this message board. It is going down the hill jack and Jill are going up. Lately this board has been worse then the football team.

XM - Mt 1822

November 9th, 2014 at 8:29 PM ^

hill-climbing talent, and as noted above, they really compete in practice.  problem is that jack is playing out of position and might red-shirt, while jill is willing to play any position and that has some members of the administration concerned that this could end up implicating the university's policy on assault.