It's Meltdown Time! NSFW
The other day some were waxing nostalgic for Brian's old Schadenfreude columns. Well the website Roll Bama Roll has taken up the baton and the crocodile (or, ahem, gator) tears are glorious, especially when they are not our own. In fact, this week there is so much hate that they are doing two Meltdowns, the first concentrating just on the state of Texas. And be forwarned the OP does not endorse the messages, nor the language with which they are expressed, herein.
https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2017/9/5/16254100/nsfw-its-meltdown-time-l…
September 5th, 2017 at 5:02 PM ^
Is like in the College Football World, don't want to go through it again. Looking forward to week 2
September 5th, 2017 at 5:06 PM ^
How does Buckshot Calvert not get nominated for name of the year? It's amazing. His pic is awesome too. New J Lehman?
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September 5th, 2017 at 6:36 PM ^
This is the real life son of Reese Bobby - "If you're not first, you're last"
September 5th, 2017 at 7:31 PM ^
And looking at his hand sign in the photo, I believe he's a Vanilla Ice fan. What's not to love about Buckshot?
September 5th, 2017 at 7:32 PM ^
And looking at his hand sign in the photo, I believe he's a Vanilla Ice fan. What's not to love about Buckshot?
September 5th, 2017 at 5:09 PM ^
September 5th, 2017 at 5:19 PM ^
September 5th, 2017 at 5:20 PM ^
laugh at:
"Who would play for this team if you couldn't rape?"
But I couldn't help chuckling a bit. See you in hell, I guess.
September 5th, 2017 at 5:29 PM ^
"I want to murder whoever makes Buechele clap 3 times for the snap."
and
"We're everybody's homecoming game."
"We were probably looking ahead to San Jose State."
September 5th, 2017 at 5:37 PM ^
If only there were aspects to culture other than winning football games that we could base our self worth on. (cough Ohio cough)
September 5th, 2017 at 7:12 PM ^
September 6th, 2017 at 12:36 AM ^
I do take pleasure in the misery of Baylor "Penn State Lite" University fans, yes.
September 5th, 2017 at 5:41 PM ^
September 5th, 2017 at 5:51 PM ^
Paging our contract lawyers: Does blowing a five touchdown lead qualify as a "for cause" event? Asking for a friend.
OK, I laughed. If I had to suffer under Sumlin like they do though, I think I might have even thought the same thing.
September 5th, 2017 at 6:07 PM ^
that I shouldn't have. Feel sorta guilty, but that's some funny shit.
September 5th, 2017 at 6:41 PM ^
I thought this would be about USMNT.
September 5th, 2017 at 6:57 PM ^
".....now you're getting your shit pushed in by MARYLAND at the home opener"
"Can MARYLAND even score 51 points in a basketball game???"
Go on with your bad self, DJ!
September 5th, 2017 at 7:44 PM ^
...I realized how messed up it is that all those meltdowns were from Texas schools and fans probably stopped cleaning out their homes to watch that crap. Hopefully the Astros and Verlander will bring the sports joy they deserve while so many people put their lives back together.
September 5th, 2017 at 7:46 PM ^
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September 5th, 2017 at 8:15 PM ^
Bravo!
September 5th, 2017 at 9:09 PM ^
I spit out my drink reading that
September 5th, 2017 at 9:31 PM ^
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September 5th, 2017 at 9:58 PM ^
Herman is overrated IMO. Might be a world class OC(when he's got talent like OSU had) but he just doesn't move the needle as a leader for me.
September 5th, 2017 at 10:06 PM ^
September 5th, 2017 at 11:16 PM ^
September 6th, 2017 at 1:46 AM ^
It works, but it works primarily because of him.
September 6th, 2017 at 12:46 AM ^
September 6th, 2017 at 1:45 AM ^
It will be interesting to see if Herman turns it around this season. If he doesn't then either offensive genius doesn't necessarily translate into hiring good defensive staff, or there's something fundamentally wrong with Texas as a program.
September 5th, 2017 at 10:57 PM ^
The comment on Major Applewhite made me spit out my wine.
September 5th, 2017 at 10:58 PM ^
Edit: First double post