An important thing to keep in mind, with all of this rage.

Submitted by Gordon on November 24th, 2012 at 5:06 PM

Jim Delany is still terrible.

Rutgers lost today, 27-6 to a terrible Pittsburgh team.

Maryland is up at the half, but they are still a 4-7 team.

You suck, Jim Delany.

Jim Delany killed iCarly, and I don't even know what an iCarly is.  Maybe it's a prototype human robot, probably created with Michigan research.  But Jim Delany killed it.

Why was Michigan/Ohio State at noon?  Why was it not at 3:30?

Was it to keep Ohio State fans off the streets after sunset, a likely story?

Or was it to play The Game before Al Borges woke up?  Well, trick question, Al DID wake up.  Before falling asleep again, but he's on to you, Jim Delany.

Because who scheduled this Game for noon?  Jim Delany.

If Jim Delany were a kitchen utensil, he would be a sieve.  Because it's all your fault, Jim Delany.  All your fault.

We want moooooore goals.

EDIT:  as per everything Jim Delany, this post is sponsored by Barbasol, avocados, and Generic Farm Implements.

After a long day of using your Generic Farm Implements, why not kick back with a shave and some avocaodes?  Or why not farm some avocadoes, then shave?  You could even shave your cattle, feed them avocadoes, and then ride around on your farm implements.  The combinations truly are endless.

But no matter how many variables and things you throw in, make sure to divide them with Michigan and Ohio State in separate groups.  Thank you.

We will return to "Big Ten Icons: Tom Osbourne" in a second.



November 24th, 2012 at 5:16 PM ^

The Game is always at noon, when was the last time it was 3:30? I recall the 06 tilt having a 1pm start (correct me if I'm wrong here) but its always an early start as it should be.


November 24th, 2012 at 5:35 PM ^

Don't we still do post-game press conferences when we are playing on the road?  Maybe I just need to be patient, but I am anxious to hear from Hoke.  I am concerned since we don't play next week though it may be a while.  Anyone know when the next press conference is?


November 24th, 2012 at 5:59 PM ^

I want to see Borges gone like the most of us do, but it wont happen. But I think next year he will be on the hot seat. This will be true because of his embarassing second half today and because he can't hide behind the excuse that he doesnt have his guys. Granted devin is not "his" guy but I think he can pass well enough to fit into the pro style system.

The defense put us in a place to win, borges took that away by hampering the offense. It was kind of weird because when Rich Rod was here and when denard came in for Tate all the defenses knew he was runnning, that was exatly what happened today.

I have a question though, if he calls a complete game (good game) in the bowl and we win the game. Does that change some peoples view on Borges?