Hypothetical: Which starting 5 could you have not rooted for against MSU yesterday?

Submitted by iawolve on March 5th, 2012 at 10:21 AM

Much has been made of Michigan fans having to root for Ohio yesterday against MSU. While it was difficult to get my head around it, I was a pretty big "fan" by the end of the game when Buford finally hit that jumper, openly cheering, fist pump, the whole nine yards. I was able to do that because of what we got as the result for our team. 

With that being said, I began to wonder what team could I not root for against MSU yesterday? I don't think there is any team that I disliked so much that I could not root for them against State due to the circumstances. So then the question is really, what starting 5 could I not root for yesterday? It would have to be something like a line up of Kim Jung il and Casey Anthony playing guard, Hitler, Stalin and Dahmer in the front court.

This just seemed like one of those meta questions for the board. What would that starting 5 be for you that you could not root for against MSU? Living, dead or fictional.




March 5th, 2012 at 10:30 AM ^

If another team's win means a Michigan championship... I will root for that team.  I don't care who it is.  This applies to all sports.

Maize.Blue Wagner

March 5th, 2012 at 10:30 AM ^

Keith Appling, Draymond Green, Austin Thornton, Derrick Nix, Adrian Payne...

Ok, just kidding...sorta. Staying at a sports related level, I think my list would include Claude Lemiuex, Patrick Roy, Troy Smith, Kordell Steward, and Justin Boren.

Hardware Sushi

March 5th, 2012 at 10:37 AM ^

Hmm...I think I just confirmed I really care about football and girls (not that those were in question...):

1. Mark Dantonio

2. Urban Meyer

3. Nick Saban

4. Guy that's dating the girl I like

5. My freshman roommate's girlfriend

6th Man: Zdeno Chara - He isn't even that good of a defensemen, he just has long arms and a long stick and obstructs like a motherfucker.


March 5th, 2012 at 10:43 AM ^

My ex wife

My ex wife's sister

My ex wife's other sister

My ex wife's lawyer

My insane boss when I worked at Merchandise Mart back in 1982 out in Utah


March 5th, 2012 at 10:48 AM ^

Keeping it Michigan basketball related, this would be my "all time hate" top 5:

G - Chris Kramer

G - Evan Turner

F - Draymond Green

F - Grant Hill

C - Christian Laettner

Bench: Any Duke guard (Paulus, Wojo, Hurley, etc)


March 5th, 2012 at 11:35 AM ^

1. Dane Cook

2. Elizabeth Hasselbeck

3. The person that started describing everything as super ex. Super excited

4. Larry the Cable Guy

5. The girl with the license plate bragging about how big of a bitch she is. You guys know who I mean. I hate that chick