Hypothetical Mascot Death Match OT

Submitted by East Quad on December 5th, 2018 at 10:47 AM

Here is a hypothetical, I am curious to hear peoples opinions on? 

If Wolverbear and Murderwolf entered the octagon in a “to the death match”, who would win and why?

I say Murderwolf, because he always has been there.  Plus he is meaner lookin’ 

What say you?

Comments

Cmknepfl

December 5th, 2018 at 10:54 AM ^

Oh i get it you are trolling me.....

Look, the question didn't have to be Urban-centric, but there IS a narrative that JH must not be teh coach he is cracked up to be, because 0-4.  

However my opinion and one that seems to be mostly shared is that even a coach of exaclty equal acumen to an elite coach would be 0-4 or 1-3 at best.  The hypothetical is relevant and speaks to the mob mentality, and myopic results only view people have on the program.  

 

Yostal

December 5th, 2018 at 11:01 AM ^

Wolverbear...

You know, you say he's always been there, but we have visual, graphical evidence that Wolverbear was around for the Oosterbaan years.  He has to have old man strength.  Well, old wolverbear strength, but still...

darkstar

December 5th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^

I stopped updating my list of worst posts of the year back in May for some reason. Can't exactly remember why.  Something something 3.0. I forget.  But I'm guessing I missed a slew of them lately.

Maybe we can sit around the campfire at the MGoCamping trip and figure out which ones I missed.

DrMantisToboggan

December 5th, 2018 at 12:16 PM ^

Ralphie would wreck Bevo’s shit and you know it. Bevo is a comfy little farm steer while Ralphie is his ancestral superior, never tamed, who still lives in the mountains.

It’d be like me fighting my uncle who maybe did or maybe didn’t but definitely did kill two guys he caught in his marijuana field in Tennessee once. Yeah, we’re kind of the same creature, and I might actually look bigger and more formidable, but I lack a ruggedness and will to kill that he does not.

uminks

December 5th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^

Boo Hoo, Brutus killed Murderwolf. Last I saw murderwolf was knocking on Brutus' door with a sickle in his hand but Brutus took the sickle away and slashed our throats.  May be next year murderwolf will have his revenge on Brutus.

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