How to talk to your kids about Chris Webber (Clickhole)
From Clickhole:
What happened to my son is sadly all too common across this country, and it has to change. We need to stop teaching our kids that it’s acceptable to think Chris Webber was a complete basketball player.
[Parody site]
Did C Webb watch American Sniper?
April 14th, 2015 at 10:26 PM ^
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I was expecting something pretty awesome because of the word "clickhole" (like a cousin to 'cuthole') but this thread sucks.
How funny is it that "his son" is named "Dylan?" I wonder if he knows about UM Hoops?
I hate that site. Want to know 6 reasons to love Michael J. Fox, though?
you aren't talking about Buzzfeed, the site that Clickhole ostensibly parodies?
April 14th, 2015 at 10:04 PM ^
Don't get him started on The Onion
April 14th, 2015 at 10:57 PM ^
The Onion gets a mention before the Every Three Weekly? For shame, The Onion can't even punch at the same weight level.
April 14th, 2015 at 11:01 PM ^
Is part of The Onion, so yeah.
April 14th, 2015 at 11:53 PM ^
I never knew Clickhole was satire. I just put it in the same 'ugh scroll past this shit in my feed' bucket as upworthy et al.
April 14th, 2015 at 10:01 PM ^
He's great at making James Bond martinis.
April 14th, 2015 at 10:43 PM ^
April 14th, 2015 at 11:57 PM ^
April 14th, 2015 at 10:39 PM ^
You tell them the truth. Chris Webber was insular, took money despite being told not to have contact with Ed Martin, leading to a chain of events that killed MBB for 15~20 years, and is still defiant about his role in it to this day.
April 14th, 2015 at 10:47 PM ^
"Don't hate the player, hate the game." - Mac Dre
Bullshit.
Conduct one's self with some integrity.
April 14th, 2015 at 11:07 PM ^
the American Sniper discussion.
This one scares me. /s
To be fair, it really only gets scary when someone reports real news in a really stupid yet amusing way. This story, for example, would have been an interesting one to earnestly research:
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stopped reading at "subpar court vision"
i read two sentences...
i guess i didn't stick around long enough to pick up on that...
Everyone in this thread who has taken this seriously has made me laugh, thank you.
I recently learned that a colleague of mine is best friend's with the cousin of Mrs. CWebb. My colleague met Chris when he was in town covering an NBA game for TNT. My relationship with the colleague isn't strong enough that I would expect to meet Chris myself, which I suppose is just as well. I wonder what his reaction would be to a Michigan grad whose time in Ann Arbor overlapped with his. Could we really swap cool stories bro while ignoring the fish sandwich-shaped elephant in the room?
April 15th, 2015 at 11:01 AM ^
I would break the ice by asking "What did you think about that James Voskuil floater against (XXXX) in the '92 NCAA tourney?" Things will go smoothly from there.
*What game did Voskuil hit that little floater in the lane late in the game? That was a dagger of all daggers.