How it all went down(MS Paint)

Submitted by The Shredder on August 18th, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Don't hate me, this is how I cope.


Foote Fetish

August 18th, 2010 at 11:01 AM ^

I imagine this to be accurate.

Is there something about playing in the secondary that makes one uniquely injury prone?  I only ask, because I've been following the Lions (complete waste of time, I know) and they have like eighteen people injured in the secondary.

Is it that God hates football in the entire state of Michigan, or just me?


August 18th, 2010 at 11:06 AM ^

The deity portrayed appears to be indifferent based on the relaxed nature of his hand. We know for a fact that angry Michigan cornerback hating god is just that: angry.


August 18th, 2010 at 11:10 AM ^

No no. God can do much more damage than a dislocated ankle. He's fairly nonchalant here. In his other hand he's eating his morning muffin, going about his business, injuring Michigan's defensive backfield, seeing how things are going in Afghanistan etc.


August 18th, 2010 at 12:10 PM ^

OK, now we are going to need the front 7 to put pressure on opposing QBs to help out the Secondary...Doesn't Charles Woodson have another year of eligibility?