How do you like your Gator?

Submitted by UMProud on

Whole broiled

 

Spit Roasted

 

Deboned & quartered

 

Smoked

 

Grilled

MGoBoard
Football

MGoblu8

September 1st, 2017 at 2:11 PM ^

I think my avatar answers it. Hooked, harpooned, bang stick, then sold. The tail is great fried, but at $35 a foot for a 10 footer, I'm selling every time.

Joined: 08/19/2010

MGoPoints: 7373

MGoblu8

September 1st, 2017 at 2:20 PM ^

Depends on demand. Usually, it goes something like 7 ft = $20, 8 ft = $24, 9 ft = $27, and 10 ft = $30. If they want them, they'll pay more. They want everything but the head - it's worthless to them. That's why you see them for sale for $40 or $50 in gift shops. They sell meat for $10-15/lb, and can make a lot off the skin.

Joined: 08/19/2010

MGoPoints: 7373

H8anythingState

September 1st, 2017 at 2:15 PM ^

Buck 20, 5'3" with blonde hair and skin kissed by the Florida sun. Preferably missionary style. Only way I like a Wolverine fucking a Gator. Been there, done that type of thing. Sorry no pics, red headed wife burned them all years ago.

Joined: 05/01/2017

MGoPoints: -414

LSAClassOf2000

September 1st, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^

I prefer my gator brushed with sad and with a pinch of salt, braised for about three hours and served to some hungry Wolverines.

There are some Florida twitter accounts that have drowned in their own Kool-Aid - this is going to be fun on Sautrday, I think. 

Joined: 01/07/2011

MGoPoints: 130603

RainbowSprings

September 1st, 2017 at 2:48 PM ^

Just finished taking a necessary short drive into Ocala, FL (about 40 miles south of Gainesville). All of the Gator gear being displayed on cars and in windows almost made me want to puke. GO BLUE!!!

Joined: 11/09/2010

MGoPoints: 13438