February 28th, 2014 at 12:10 PM ^

If you wonderin why itz Sparties, of all roaches, bustin most of tha scuttling, itz cuz they media is 30% trolls theyselves, 60% too biased ta consider fightin tha trolls, n' tha remainder aren't tryin all dat hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I removed, at last count 13, fight-back threadz dis n' last week, cuz there be a not a god damn thang ta be gained by dissin tha journalistic integritizzle of Mike Valenti or Graham Couch or Eric Thomas, etc. Therez a cold-ass lil certain type of thug you just remove from tha message board; if some muthafuckaz given his ass a funky-ass broadshizzle or a highly trafficked url or a 15,000-watt microphone instead, roll yo' eyes n' ignore dat shit.


February 28th, 2014 at 12:54 PM ^

From a summary I wrote of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason:

"Kant argues up in tha Transcendental Aesthetic section of tha Critique dat rather than bein objectizzle featurez of tha ghetto outside of us, space n' time is "pure formz of intuition" dat we brang ta experience as tha framework fo' all possible perceptions fo' realz. As a cold-ass lil consequence, space n' time is not ta be considered as real up in theyselves but as rather supplied by tha mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This means dat tha objects dat is perceived as existin up in space n' time is not wholly independent of our faculty of sensation (our "sensible intuition" ta Kant); our phat asses do not merely receive bare sensations n' copy dem up in tha mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da “manifold” of perception is disorderly without tha order we brang ta it; we must supply a priori concepts under which ta organize these perceptions."


February 28th, 2014 at 12:12 PM ^

We adopt the OMGshirtless way and follow a strict code for negging and we always look for very important ways to make this code better and allow for even more appropriate negging to occur.


February 28th, 2014 at 12:39 PM ^

Charitizzle is good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Footbizzle is fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Meetin forma playas is cool. One dizzle before tha Sprin Game may be straight-up cold yo, but thatz not goin ta stop our asses from joinin a heap of forma Michigan playas up in a thugged-out dizzle of flag footbizzle n' fun-havin at Pioneer fo' charity. Wanna come?



February 28th, 2014 at 1:02 PM ^

I bring in depth discussion, wisdom, patience, and understanding to this blog...

as well as my desire for pos/negs to show who voted...




February 28th, 2014 at 1:31 PM ^

I'm laughing right now imagining myself  actually saying this....

I'm sorry but tha tagline our crazy asses have up todizzle need ta be chizzled. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!   In all due respect ta tha culinary prowess of Emeril Lagasse n' his seasonin abilitizzles I believe our own Coach Beilein's "Win Da Game" captures far mo' of tha essence of both tha board n' tha crew it bigs up than a New Orleans-based, washed-up ex-Cookin Network star.

I mean seriously - did Mitch McGary hold up a sign sayin "BAM" up in tha closin moments against Michigan State, biatch?   No da ruffneck did not.   Did Coach B implore tha crew ta "Kick it up a notch" before tha final play against Purdue, biatch?  No - dat is clearly not what tha fuck da perved-out muthafucka holla'd.

I know tha hipstas will find rockin suttin' as pedestrian n' mainstream as "Win Da Game" highly unhip but common now - is MgoBlizzay all bout these muthafuckas?

Or these muthafuckas?


February 28th, 2014 at 1:42 PM ^

Da Seminolez is goin ta be a funky-ass bubble crew right ta tha end here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. A win over Pizzle puts dem back up in tha picture yo, but they probably need at least four mo' wins. They have Georgia Tech, Boston College, Syracuse, n' tha ACC tournament left, so tha clock aint they playa.


I Like Burgers

February 28th, 2014 at 2:04 PM ^

Read the front page after doing this, and the Devin Gardner "quote" from today is priceless:

"Practices is straight-up fast, we git a shitload of reps. This was probably tha fastest practice I've eva been a part of ... I feel like, up in dis biatch, there be a a shitload of juice up in practice. I be aiiight wit dat shit. ... Coach Nuss definitely pushes tempo, make shizzle we git ta tha bizzle fast, git tha calls out, do every last muthafuckin thang you need ta do n' then git tha bizzle hiked. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dat punk pushin dat all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! And sometimes our laid-back asses just go hurry-up ta git mo' reps."


Nick Saban and Brett Bielema are definitely not a fan of makin shizzle ya git ta tha bizzle fast..


February 28th, 2014 at 2:12 PM ^

and a valuable source for anyone interested in Michigan athletics as well general sports information. That said, we all need to act like Michigan Men and not occasionally like a bunch of juvenile( full of themselves) college kids.

At times posters show a lack of civility and respect for other posters. There is a tendency to attack the poster rather than the post. Not all posts will be agreeable but respectful dissent is what is needed. 

A blog to be successful and attract credible participants has to be mannerly.

With that I expect to get my fair share of negs. 


February 28th, 2014 at 2:17 PM ^

This be a straight-up informatizzle Snoop Bloggy-Blogg

and a valuable source fo' mah playas horny bout Michigan athletics as well general game shiznit. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That holla'd, we all need ta act like Michigan Men n' not occasionally like a funky-ass bunch of juvenile( full of theyselves) college kids.

At times postas show a lack of civilitizzle n' respect fo' other posters. There be a tendency ta battle tha posta rather than tha post. Not all posts is ghon be agreeable but respectful dissent is what tha fuck is needed. 

A Snoop Bloggy-Blogg ta be successful n' attract credible participants has ta be mannerly.

With dat I expect ta git mah fair share of negs. 

Maize and Luke

February 28th, 2014 at 3:11 PM ^

I apologize in advance as I don't really have a solution to this but.....It's something about the feel and aesthetics of this site I don't like.  I would actually rather use the mobile app to browse and read from.  This might be blasphemy, I haven't been here long enough to know but I like Maize & Brew's layout better.  This site has much better content and the community is awesome but it's not nice and shiney like some other sites.

All Day

February 28th, 2014 at 3:27 PM ^

I apologize up in advizzle as I don't straight-up gotz a solution ta dis but.....It's suttin' bout tha feel n' aesthetics of dis joint I don't like.  I would straight-up rather use tha mobile app ta browse n' read from.  This might be blasphemy, I aint been here long enough ta know but I wanna bust a nut on Maize & Brew's layout mo' betta n' shit.  This joint has much mo' betta content n' tha hood is phat but it aint sick n' shiney like some other cribs.


February 28th, 2014 at 5:56 PM ^

We should be able to send private messages to other users on the board. This would both clean-up some battles that are annoying for others to read and assure that someone will see a particularly important point you wanted to make to them. Good one-on-one communication could later lead to civility in a situation where there otherwise might be less of it.