In honor of hoops hate week

Submitted by ClearEyesFullHart on February 3rd, 2012 at 10:53 AM

In honor of hoops hate week part 2, I give you...

Things the spartans are doing to get ready for 2/5/12:

Izzo has already chewed through 5 pacifiers and consumed gallons of tea with honey in an attempt to ressurect his voice to optimal crybaby levels.

Draymond Green gets halfway through dictating his "next time we're REALLY going to beat them" speech to his baby momma before realizing that next year he will be playing in Latvia.  Calls FSD to iron out his weekly spot on "Pistons Weekly" instead.  #wearesparta

Derrick Nix did just as coach Izzo asked: consuming 7 hot and ready pizzas, weighing himself, downing the miralax/dulcolax cocktail, and weighing himself again.  That way Izzo can alternately condemn or praise his conditioning post-game.

Brandon Dawson and Travis Trice are studying hard for their "Early Human Development" class.  Brandon likes the pretty pictures and Travis has been doing his best to sound out the big words. 


The Izzone has given up on trying to contact Michigan's players by email.  They have moved on to prank calling coach Beilein, and ultimately putting each others underwear in the freezer once they've passed out.  The pillow fight is scheduled for later today.

And finally...Payne and Appling are playing a slightly less publicized game of strip basketball. 


What say you, have you anything to add?

What are YOU doing to get ready for 2/5/12?




February 3rd, 2012 at 3:00 PM ^

According to Draymond and Seth Davis:

@Money23Green Today I'm deleting twitter off my phone until Sunday night all focus on the game with THEM on that note later tweeps!!!

@SethDavisHoops From what I'm hearing it appears Draymond Green will play against Michigan on Sunday. He and the Spartans are out for some revenge.

Apparently Twitter is the excuse he's now using for the last loss #halol

Heinous Wagner

February 3rd, 2012 at 12:31 PM ^

The MSU football team is doing its part as well. Dantonio is walking around campus interrupting everybody he sees. At some point at the game, Gholston will attempt to rip the head off Trey but fail because he can't find a face mask. This will cause the yowling white-shirted loons to throw toilet paper, used tampons, charred sofa cushions and other items onto the floor. 

yossarians tree

February 3rd, 2012 at 12:46 PM ^

Dantonio is screwing on his best Bitter Beer Face for the sculptor who is preparing his bust for the Spartan Ring of Mediocrity display. Meanwhile, the 47 frat boys assigned to protect the big Sparty Spart Spart statue guy from presumed Michigan fans who could really care less surround a perfectly defenseless sofa and do the Sparty Circle Jerk to sanctify the Official Post-Michigan Rage sacrifice. Elsewhere, four students are in class. Two of them sober.

Ben from SF

February 3rd, 2012 at 6:24 PM ^

Somewhere in the great Northwest, Jud Heathcote is disconnecting his satellite dish, calling the cable guy for the basic package, and donating his green jackets to Salvation Army. 

If the cell company can only figure out a way to block Izzo's #...