Moonlight Graham

January 27th, 2016 at 11:46 AM ^

He told me that he had spent most of his life working on a research project for the government trying to find out who financed the Pyramids. He worked on it for 30 years, and they paid him an incredible amount of money. He told me he was pretty sure it was a guy named Eddie.

Doctor What

January 27th, 2016 at 1:23 PM ^

Got a friend who works at a fire hydrant factory. Can't park anywhere near the place.

Got a freind who has circular drive. Poor guy can never leave his house.

Bought some batteries. They weren't included. So I bought some more.

I have the worlds largest collection of sea shells. You may have seen it? I keep it scattered throughout the beaches of the world.

And...

There is a fine line between fishing ans standing on the shore like an idiot.